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The NCR always wanted the strip, though. The only reason they didn't try to take it from Mr House was because they were waging war against the Legion at the time. They'd never let you keep it if you gave them control of Hoover Dam. They'd just shut off your power and send in the cavalry. So you shouldn't feel so bad about killing them.

Don't let Flink hear that you don't want kids. His biological clock is ticking! One of my old classmates lives in the house next door with her husband and two kids. It's slightly disturbing. I think video games have stunted our emotional growth.

Haha, you should try playing the first Fallout. You can't give your companions better armor - they don't even level up! Half the time they end up killing each other. Give them a weapon with a burst mode and they'll "accidentally" blow your head off every chance they get. The only way to keep Dogmeat alive through the final dungeon (fat chance keeping him alive until you get that far) is to trap him behind doors so he doesn't keep walking into laser traps. You just said you wanted to shaft them! Either you give them what they want, or they get mad at you. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

That's funny, because that's exactly what your post read like. All twenty paragraphs of it. It was almost tl;dr, but it was so desperate that I couldn't stop reading it. And when your defense boils down to... a) "It's okay that they're milking Call of Duty because every game comes with a new five-hours single-player campaign with a nonsensical story and a bunch of new multiplayer levels!" and, b) "It's okay that they're milking Call of Duty because Electronic Arts have been doing/are currently doing the same thing, guys! Everyone else is doing it too! Don't you see, guys?!" ... It's really hard to take any of it seriously.

Don't forget World of Goo.

You just described every single Kirby game.

Why does it have to be on a handheld? Why did Valkyria Chronicles 2? Because it's significantly cheaper to develop for handhelds, of course. I'm not sure why you don't think Little King's Story would work on handhelds. I think there's room for all different kinds of games. It's not like they can't change things for the sequel. The save system in the first game sucked, anyway. I love how you just snuck this in in a completely unrelated thread. This is way more exciting than any Little King's Story sequel could ever hope to be.

Happy birthday, Molly. Say hi to Kurtle from me.

There are save files on GameFAQs. Might be worth checking out if you just want to finish the game. Haha, at least my parents never promised me anything. I know I shouldn't complain about how they spend their money, but they're not even watching HD channels! Everything just looks washed out. I'd put that TV to much better use. :p

Don't worry, Pancake. I'm sure your mom is familiar with vaginas. Her own, I mean. Man, it kind of sounds like I'm calling her a lesbian!

To be fair, aren't most games some of the lesser Sonic games?

My parents bought a new HD television because suddenly the old one was too small. And then they moved the old one into the other room, so now they have an HD TV each, while I'm still stuck playing HD games on an old SD television. A stupid thing to complain about, sure, but at least now people's other bad stuff will look less silly next to ReZ's tale of death and despair.

Diageo's into anything he can steal from someone else.

I like the non-rapey version of the latest update, but I don't like how the narrator now sounds like Del Boy in the first update.

I've never had any problems with Zavvi. You should be fine ordering from them.

You're too young to realize that birthdays just mean that you're one year closer to the grave. Happy birthday, though.

You keep any equipment your dead grunts may have been using when they died. I was worried too when I had my first permanent casualties.

Just in time for this year's releases.

It's a nice dream.

That second screenshot reminds me of the original Silent Hill.

Depending on where your respective love interests live, maybe trading girlfriends would be a good idea?

The more you know, I guess!

Says the guy with an NCIS avatar. I know My Little Pony is really popular on the Escapist forums. Take from that what you will.

How embarrassing - Hades and Vavera wore the same outfit! The popular gods are going make fun of them over this.