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Bob the Wizard Lisa the Elf Steve the Dragon

8 is Strider. And based on the hint, 4 has to be Body Blows.

Oh, and I was going to suggest growing a beard to really save time in the mornings.

Make sure to write "NINTENDO-EUROPE'S MOST ATTRACTIVE MALE RUNNER-UP" on your online dating profile.

Keep in mind that Bard won the Most Attractive Male award on N-E, so it's no wonder that girls are flocking to him.

They just know that all guys want what they can't have.

I think we've found the future Mrs Retro!

At the very least, it's a great way to weed out anyone who doesn't like purple. Click on 'About OKCupid' in the bottom right corner and then scroll all the way down and there'll be a bunch of 'Free Online Dating' options right at the bottom. Clicking on any of those (except the sexuality ones for some reason, but you don't want to date a lesbian anyway) brings up the search and you can browse to your heart's content from there. Stalk your prey, Retro.

You can check out the profiles on OKCupid without joining, so just steal a name from there and add a 1 to it. Here are some examples: Tangerine_69 vajra5sattva mysticsoul2000 jg1578 sexysportychick disarm_the_cat The bar is set pretty low! This one's sort of funny from an N-E perspective: Jordan_Daft

I thought it was locked so you wouldn't get out?

Why go to the trouble of joining a dating site when you've got a catch (Pokémon reference) right here!

Kaytee, meet Serebii. Serebii, meet Kaytee. *Pushes them together* NOW KISS.

SO MUCH GAMING TO CRAM INTO TEN YEARS.

Waiting for Serebii to get desperate enough, you mean.

5 looks like Alien Breed.

6 looks like Another World.

But now you'll have to trim your stubble every other night instead. :p

You're breaking ReZ's heart, Daft.

10 points Enjoying Comedy Rainbow 60 points Enjoying Comedy Rainbow unironically

YEAH WELL I THINK YOU'RE UNDERREACTING.

Have you tried Grindr? I hear a lot of people have had luck with that.

And that's how it happened.

With people so busy working, maybe all of the BISHes should have been work-related. :p 10 points Working hard Hardly working Watching Comedy Rainbow at work 20 points At the water cooler Pulling a prank on a coworker 40 points Kissing your boss on the lips

Maybe you could sell your 3DS to Aneres. He's probably suffering from withdrawal by now.

There are (text) summaries of the previous games that unlock as you go through the game, but you'll probably still be confused if you haven't played the other games. Well, chances are you'll be confused even if you have played the previous games. You'll get the gist of what's going on, anyway, and the summaries will fill you in on the most important plot points. Don't worry if you're not sure what's going on. That's normal.