jayseven
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I'm gonna throw my blue-named weight around and say enough already. The last dozen or so posts have done nothing but leave me with keyboard imprints on my skull. Please stay on topic and talk about cufflinks - some of the most useless things on earth, if I am not mistaken. I mean, what's wrong with buttoned shirts? That felt nice.
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Afaik, he's not actually done anything besides those... and I can't be arsed to IMDB it :P
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You can buy girls at your own expense too, you know.
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Ashley, you're well gay. And Deluded. And fat. And gay.
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But ashley, you're gay. You must lovepirates. P.S. Dannyboy taht picture genuinely scares me.
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Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (I've not seen the film, but it was referenced in The Time Traveller's Wife book-form, so I guess it may be fairly popular anyway) and 'And She Was' are ones I want - even though I only get to play the game like once a month...
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I wants sex with girls at works. MAKE IT SO.
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Caris condoms: "This penis is cringeworthy" Am I doing this right?
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Arguing like this gives you aids. Fact.
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We're getting a crew together! Can I be 'Squintyface' Redbeard? The one-armed chef?
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Rate The Last TV Show You Saw (Spoiler Tags for Recent US Shows!)
jayseven replied to Slaggis's topic in General Chit Chat
Not forgetting Deadwood, Carnivà le, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Sopranos, Oz, Flight of the Conchords... Can't remember others :P Buts yes, bless their sotton cocks. :P -
Bring a third girl.
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Unemployment, travelling and smoking thread. Apparently.
jayseven replied to Dyson's topic in General Chit Chat
kav82; wtf! Did you provoke him in any way at all? -
I don't want to get raped
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Not everyone! Just Maase!
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L4D2, Assassin's Creed 2, PDXBLA... Thassit for me!
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Oh yeah - my 2nd team ended up 5th with 0 goal difference and 7 draws. I suppose I should be thankful because I neglected the team massively. There's always next season!
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Finished work 15 mins early yesterday for being generally awesome, so I attempted to do the Official 'Let's Celebrate Me Getting A Job' (nightwolf organised the unofficial one. It was her, two mates and housemate at my house playing 1vs100 and L4D), so I went with nightwolf to a pub at Far-Too-Early O' clock. Had a couple of drinks, talked about depressing things, then went to a Wetherspoon's and met up with lots of lovely friends. Turns out we were sitting next to, like, five of my co-workers! Had a natter, they were going to Corp after - I asked mates if they wanted to, they said yes initially but then said "Leadmillllll!" so I told co-workers that it'd have to be another time. Stopped off at a fairly-new place, The Stockroom, which is trying to be the new Pressure Point. £2.50 for a 500ml can of strongbow was a bit steep, but bumped into my ex-flatmate's-workmate's-fiancé as he was working there, and he told me he's fathering twins! Then went to Leadmill, danced to some good songs (but mostly rubbish. The DJ in there is always shit. There was a good mix of Brimful of Asha with that pendulum song, though), then left at 3am. My housemate was seriously drunk, and basically trying to get into his mate's pants, even though she has a boyfriend and has already slept with two of my other housemates. We got to London Road and they started doing some gay talking thing, where I think Will was trying to convince her to dump her bf and fuck him, but I was being polite and standing a little way off... forlikeanhour. I went over the road, bought some chips forlikewaytoomuch. They saw me for the drunkface I was and clearly jacked their prices up. First tehy said £3, so I went "wtf", then they said £2, and I said "wt.." so... yeah. Anyway - finally just said to my housemate "i'm-a go home now", stumbled away, crashed, burned, drowned, suffocated and snored until about an hour ago. Work at 3. I think I can do it. Going to Shorty and Nami's tonight. I think I'll text shorty to see if he wants to pick me up (or, y'know, just type it here and stuff) as I dunno if I could get to his before 9pm if he doesn't! LONG POST OF DULL STUFF K SORRY FU Argoooooos! So I suppose I fit right in
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Surrogate. Surprised nobody's mentioned it yet. Trailer came out like a week ago. Bruce Willis! But in a Snow Crash-esque world where people sit their bodies at home but traipse around the world in their surrogate faux-bodies. People live life TO TEH EXTREEM because basically you can't die in your surrogate body. UNTIL NOW!!234ry2! Yeah. Great premise, but I think hollywood is forcing the usual 'but it needs a stooory' routine onto it.
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He's not been performing to his own skill level for a lot of games now, so I figured I'd sell him and put the money towards a slightly younger forward of similar skill. Just... gotta get him in by tuesday!!
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I think having three horses in the console race is what has effected this change in 'policy', but also I think this is an attempt by Sony and MS to try and batter down nintendo's 'revolutionary' tactics, and maybe force nintendo's hand because truly it is the Wii that is reaching its limits rapidly. I'm not really sure I'm ready for all this motion control nonsense though! I feel like an old fogey, ever aware that the Way I Know is slowly, but ever so surely, sinking into the sepia.
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I know what you're saying too It takes great skill to create ambiguity to such extremes!
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Chairdriver; good for you for having your own opinion on the guy and the film. Mulholland Drive is less about artist's intentions and more about the audience of fart-smelling egotists who think their interpretations are paramount. I mean, I fit in this category -- I like the movie because of the thought processes that I come up with, rather than due to ascertaining the precise intentions behind it. It's rather more like watching a fishtank than watching a film. You let your own mind drift around, contained only by the elements presented to you. As I said to Paj - go watch Koyaanisqatsi. Beautifully made.
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Can I win Skank Of The Day? Because I've realised that I have no clean towels so I can't shower before work... and I've not showered for like 3 days anyway! Also kinda hungover today, but so far it's bearable. It has killed my appetite which means my stomach will be eating itself by midday.
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I think it's [noparse]like this[/noparse] test... EDIT: lol, yeah I had it right but the code didn't work. Noparse? Anyway, it's 'strike', not just 's'