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jayseven

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  1. tbf he just took the quote from Black Books -- but applied it excellently!
  2. Keep on drinking, it solves everything.
  3. I like alcohol. It is a fun, numbing absolution. *lights a cigarette* Pure lies. *stubs it out in EEVILMURRAY's face*
  4. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep. Curtained myself into a dipshit of a brasier, faking sense since '98 from god-knows where, but I blame my mates. Picked a trip to timbuktu for a frightful plight at the local zoo. Harnesses and clarinets avail my every step, but blemishes and clementines are harder to interpret, so I guess I'll try to confess each falsity I beget, each molehill of a mess, each mountain I digest and each new path I digress. To make do with me and you until the time comes when I can confront the part of the ocean that clashes with the sea. The glacier's gratitude, the canyon's regret. The air's platitudes of being unzipped by the clouds, trailing from the sky jet. The beetle's supper, the crow's lent. . Give me the answers! Pay my rent.
  5. "Helloo childrennn..." Most thanked post ever?
  6. Mate just lent me this. I wanted to watch the new one 'fresh' and not have it 'spoiled', but my mate says teh two movies are rather different. Is it a competent 'so bad it's good' film?
  7. He once had a live show where he had a member of the audience stand and give her responces to his question "think of an animal" and she said "mouse," and he replied "now the rest of the audience were thinking 'elephant'..." and I was thinking elephant. There's a different response when you're actually involved in the situation to the one we have as spectators.
  8. *impales self* *realises he can't help but do it this way* *cries*
  9. *alerts the Grammar Army*
  10. Me and my housemates kinda watched this on 40D (god bless Virgin Media), and we just found it rather hysterical. The bit at the end for people 'still stuck' -- "remain calm, and stand up." Ridiculous. I think David Blaine lost a lot of his credibility when he started doing his massive stunts, and I jus thope Brown doesn't follow the same route.
  11. Yeah so I totally did this thread before :'(, albeit under a stupid title. Yeah it failed, but it still hurts that you forget.
  12. I've got 18 players at the moment, and the rules state you must have at least 13 players... *shrugs and shurgs*
  13. I just be squaking at me shipmates, declaring war on their weak-legged tongues! I be scouring the other way be they not pirate at meeee. Me throat be grated like a dead whale's bottom by the end of the day, arrr.
  14. Wait - what's this prowling stuff? Dan! I demand we conduct some research on the matter, pronto.
  15. Bring it on :P I'm confident I can out-mad your sanity. P.S. I can't seem to sack anyone... Am I missing something?
  16. Supernatural s05e02: Good God, Y'all So some of my predictions from the previous episode came true, what with the red-mustang and all. What was oddest about this episode was that Riley Finn from Buffy season 4 had a line-less role. Poor guy. So mustang-driver (his name for now, to avoid spoilers) got his introductory episode, and I'm sure we'll see more of him and his three brothers (though we've already met one, though more of a 'sister'...) as the season progresses. But as a contained episode I think they were very quick and very blunt about the actual 'topic matter' they were covering, and really most things were done by-the-numbers, but hopefully some more regular characters are founded with this. The end of the episode was pretty much a repeat of the previous episode's ending, so I do wonder how long they'll last this time.
  17. BIND MOGGLING. I'm glad we know each other now. I'll leave you alone.
  18. Sure. You give, I take! Without you, I have nothing.
  19. STAY AWAY FROM MY PANCAKES. Other than that, I'm a nice guy. Don't be afraid if anything seems 'in-joke-y' or whatever. Just chill-oout, and don't be one of those people who just posts for three days then forgets us. We do kill.
  20. He should've done the show at 4am with everyone too tired to move anyway.
  21. Totally Radd!!. So turns out I'm a student again. First semester I do one module, thursday mornings, and second semester I do three, totalling 60 credits to make me a Part-Time Student for £900. The extra credits on top of the credits needed to pass my degree means I can still get a high 2:1/1st. I'm still kinda fluffy with elation, and therefore convinced my future self is totally capable of such hard-working feats... We'll see. Work was nice as everyone there was someone I liked and they 'trained' me at deliveries, which means I have a better chance of staying on after my temp is up. Back home, got changed, and now I gotta go walk 30 mins to a dub step night sober, with no guarentee I'll enjoy the night, and that long horrible walk home which, these days, is really becoming a factor. WEEKEND TOMORROW YAAAAAA! Need to sort out banks/finances a wee bit, then going t'shorty and nami's in the eve to hang with the chesterfieldians and drink and be cool. There's a boxing match on at 2am that my housemate has invited me to go watch at his mate's house. It finishes at 5am... then midday sunday I'm off to watch two Bad Movies at a mate's house. Then mondayworkaaaah!
  22. I've not got to the point of complaining yet, seeing as I'm only a temp at the moment and may actually NEED the job full time. That extra 7p an hour should work out to pay for my council tax ... Which I don't think I need to pay. Got a letter from uni saying I CAN continue on my course, but with restrictions. I'm guessing the restrictions are caps, so I'll probably be paying £3k+ tuition fees for a max of 40% on whatever it is I gotta do. Will find out in less than an hour! Freaking out.
  23. 17 goals in teh 4 top-flight games. Tuesday's clashes are going to be interesting as there's a lot of relegation-on-relegation action, as well as moria and ell meeting up again. Made me smile Cheers Cube! I needed a good start to my day.
  24. You guys are so 5 years ago. Bless you :P
  25. Dyson needs to make a 'play internet memes off, keyboard cat' but with kanye interrupting the cat, saying that ceiling cat is the better cat.
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