Snake from a Plane
Having been the only snake to survive the evil that is Agent Neville Flynn, this snake truly deserves recognition as the greatest super-snake ever.
Special Abilities/Powers:
As he only just survived being sucked out of a plane window, he has has all of his normal snake abilities removed. But on the way out of the plane, a magical fairy swooped down and gave him the following "powers":
Badly Drawn Attack!
Using his jagged edges, bright colours, strange straight edges ,and his appearance that resembles nothing of that of a snake, he stuns onlookers in to a simply yet effective...'What the f**k?'
Reputation Strike!
He can brag about surviving all sorts of stuff in his lifetime, from being captured by a crazy farmer with a shotgun, being put on a plane, and being sucked out of a window at high altitude. If only he had a way to tell you this. Perhaps he will find it out on his path to enlightenment..
Run! Run for your life!
[i'm actually super bored, and when I can think of something more inventive, and I've become unaddicted to Snakes on a Plane, I'll do a better one.]