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I'll get an ambulance on standby with an IV drip for him.

I wasn't expecting to get excited about anything coming out for the Xbox at this point but this has grabbed me - Assassin's Creed Liberation, the most interesting of the Assassin's Creed games and formerly a Vita exclusive, is coming as a download title for 360, PS3 and PC. It'll have updated graphics, gameplay and story elements. Bless you Ubisoft. Out in January. So glad I haven't sprung for a PS4 already.

Still need an answer on that btw.

Some pretty massive discounts at Green Man Gaming (.com) right now - just grabbed CIV V: Brave New World for about £7, CIV V Gold edition is less than £8, major discounts on Dawn Of War II and Space Marine too.

PS4 eventually but not for at least a year or so. Tons of old gen goodness to wade through on the cheap.

No, please do. We're running out of smelling salts.

I can't tell what is and isn't a euphemism any more.

Let me tell you a little something about women: If men are pigs, women are carnivores.

Without sluts who would have any fun?

Wait, only six times? Pffft. Tell him to put some stamina into it. Feed him some eggs or something.

Oh no. My love to you and your family. And may I add:

Oh jesus christ, that's awful. That fucking truck route, it's a minor miracle it doesn't happen more often.

There are so few examples of genuinely great memorable launch games in my book. It's only natural for a new system with devs rushing out titles for launch or retrofitting existing ones on new hardware. Wait a year. Also Killzone is genuinely one of the blandest game series ever conceived. It's like eating dry weetabix.

Nah, better not date your dentist - that's a special relationship you just cannot afford to risk.

That's almost word for word a line out of Fraiser with almost exactly this plot. Did you happen to meet all of them at the same swanky party you were hosting in your luxurious Seattle apartment?

You just go get some random dude to nail you and pretend it's him?

See, this why I keep saying carrier pigeons should be brought back into service.

I wrote something critical of Disney on Tumblr. The tears, they taste so sweet.

Super Mario Galaxy Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare XCOM:Enemy Unknown Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Mirror's Edge Bioshock Wii Sports Mass Effect Trilogy The Last Of Us Geometry Wars 2 Still playing but Fire Emblem: Awakening (if we're including handheld games). (also Ouendan if we are.)

Gotta love Good Old Games - DRM-free classics from yesteryear and new indie titles ready to roll on modern PCs & Macs.

Hmm. Does 2 or 3 have online multiplayer of any kind? If people are getting into them... Anyway, look what Nickelodeon finally pulled their thumbs out their backsides long enough to release in Region2: Also just bought the full Skyrim soundtrack from Directsong, downloading now.