So I was going to post in the drunk thread thingy coz I am pretty damn wasted, but I thought I'd post here coz it is kind of good... for me at least!
I went out for a mates birthday and got quite drink! My fav drink of the night was a hulk beer which is half a Stella, a triple vodka and a blue WKD all in a pint pot... it turns green, hence the name hulk beer.
Anyhoo, some classy lady took me back to hers where she thought it'd be fun if I screwed her ass with her dildo whilst we went at it. Lovely. Needless to say, it was a very fun night to which ive only just returned home... after she suggested some kinky/outrageous shit that she wanted to do to me with said dildo! Jesus!
Anyhoo, you've gotta love the older generation... she was 46! Haha