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SPROUT SPROUT SPROUT. BIRTHDAYNESS WAS UPON YOU. I AM SLIGHTLY LATE. FUN FUN FUN!

A bit late but... My Top Ten Favourite Albums of 2009 1. Bat For Lashes - Two Suns 2. Oh No Ono - Eggs 3. A Fine Frenzy - A Bomb In a Birdcage 4. Neko Case - Middle Cyclon 5. Major Lazer - Guns Don't Kill People Lazers Do 6. Regina Spektor - Far 7. Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion 8. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest 9. Jenny Wilson - Hardships 10. Fever Ray - Fever Ray I feel sorry for the ones that didn't make the cut but I deliberated this over a while. This is subject to change as I listen to more stuff from 2009 and continue to re evaluate albums.

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE BENEATH THE PALE MOONLIGHT! Not sure why people get freaked out about you wearing a suit but whatever. Zomj you are in a suit! If only I had the confidence to go with it. I look like a mumbling bird with over arching clawed hands for picking at grapes. We must burst them. BURST THEM! Imagine if grapes were hard. I guess you could freeze grapes and chuck them at people you don't like OR fill up a bed with grapes and then you could have a grape matress but they would eventually unfreeze and you'd squish the grapes and end up in a pool of oozing grape juice on the floor like some sort of bizarre frog who only eats/sleeps on grapes. There must be an animal like that. If not then we should invent one. Like a Cow that dispenses grape juice. We could use them in war and get the cows to fire frozen grapes rapidly at the enemy as they would KILL! Anyway woketh up at like 8:50. Seminar thing at 9. Some new project thing to work on and this time I'm in a different group that is hopefully not fail bears. Blah I hate group work/people. Also a poster of some description. I don't even know I'm so confused. Been playing Burnout Paradise which is like the most relaxing game ever. Especially pumping out tunes while playing it most epic. MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAJOOOOOORR LLLLLAZZZZZERRRRR. Friend came over the this evening and I resisted KFC. Other than that Dr. Pepper is keeping me company while I squeal over the joyousness that is Bree and ignoring the rest through the medium of DS. World 8 is annoying me. >___<

More Desperate Housewives Season 1. Bree is so cute in Pigtails! Made me laugh a lot. Not even the main part of what was going on. Any time she appears is magical. Andrew is a tool and the whole conversation with the priest at dinner was seriously lulzful. Unintentional gay priest banter ftw. I don't like Susans mother that whole plotline I don't care about and Susan is just angsty at the moment. FORGET THAT. The big man has his own troubles. Carlos got epic and was like SIGN IT, vaguely menacing for like a minute but Gabrielle is still a star, I'm warming to her slightly mainly because she bought shoes.

Wow! Nice one! People are catching up. 0____0 ME NO LIKEY!

I have had a great day! The worst part of my day was the sleeping aspect of it, which was sub par. It was one of those nights where I was unsure whether I went to sleep or not. :p That aside I went to bed early and got up early because my lecture is now at 9. So I watched Desperate Housewives until it was time to Suit Up and go. I look extremely sexy in my suit now! I topped off my ridiculously awesome new look with my dads oldman hat from Belgium which is pro. I look like an epic douche but I feel so good. On top of that my lecture on Brain and Mind was actually interesting and I only spaced out once in the whole two hours which was understandable since the lecturer talked about how our bodys normal temperature is around 37 degrees which is the number of the demon that helps/haunts me. Equally for the mid morning break before my next lecture, I went to this Cafe which cooked me a tastalicious Chicken + Bacon Panni. It lost points for having scary red lights on the floor. I hate it when I notice lights! Back to me looking sexual and I got a compliment to day in my public speaking class because they were reminded of this: Probably a long haired Paraguayan version but that still made me smile. Speaking of my public speaking class. Today we had the impromptu speeches to do again and we have to speak about a topic for 3 minutes that is given to us after we volunteer so today I got the question "How to build the ultimate snowman". I rambled for 7 epic minutes about how to mine for dwarfs that help you build the eyes of the snowman, scientists/lazers/eye patches/airplanes/what you get when you make a scientist and a dwarf have sex to create this ultimate rhino like creature which has the intelligence of a scientist and the strength of a dwarf. Also I talked about circular saws/cats/spices/cutting grass/bin bags and it was a magical seven minutes If I say so myself. Blah so that made my day! Then my friend gave me some Jam so I'mma have it on Toast. OH OH OH! I bought one of this MaltEaster things which is a chocolate malteaser bunny. One problem though it is pregnant and spread eagled on the floor. So it just feels like you are about to molest a pregnant bunny which was highly off putting so I gave it a sea section first (because I can't spell) in order to save the baby and make the whole process of eating the chocolate less hideous and more delicious!

I just noticed this. Happenstance you will be buying this game twice to make up for your errors. :p

Exactly! THIS GUY KNOWS THE SCORE. None of this lugia girliness. I like my birds proper manly. Damn straight it does! I get very passionate about Pokemon. ^___^ EPIC! My order since we are doing it: Red Gold Ruby Fire Red Emerald Pearl Platinum ____ Heart Gold Last game I went for Pearl for some reason I no longer remember, breaking the trend but I'm back on Victory Road and I will beat the Elite Four.

Community Episode 14: Interpretive Dance Within minutes it had me laughing out loud. The pay off at the end wasn't as solid as other episodes but there were still great moments particularly from Piers and the Dean. Desperate Housewives Season 1 episodes 1-13 Bree is awesome. It's Always Sunny Season 1 episode 1: The Gang Get Racist I lovelovelove this show. One of the funniest things I've ever seen! I had withdrawal symptoms from this and so thought I'd remedy it by watching it from the start again. The first episode is just as great as the rest.

It's Complicated I didn't think it would be any good. I thought it would be a bit of fun though. It wasn't even that. I was bored through out. Alec Baldwin should keep his genius contained within 30 Rock. 5/10 Rent 500 something something something 600 minutes or whatever. That song was good. The whole thing was a lot of fun and generally a good story though ultimately it just faded at the end... 6/10 500 Days Of Summer Squeeeeee. I love this film. There were little touches that made it so good the first time round that I hadnt remembered and where a pleasant surprise this time. 9/10

Haha! Grrr! Number 2 is annoying me. >___< I'm sure I know it. A clue perhaps? :p

Definately Heart Gold without a doubt. Ho-oh is one Ugly Badass bird.

Signature: Stylish. Different to the usual suspects. 7/10 not sure whether it needs a border or not. Avatar: Okay. 6/10

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That's all I needed to hear. That is an awesome Idea by the way. Nothing beats Video game related cakes. Ah the days of my youth like the scent of fresh lemons you see! I will be there. Munching on the cake. :p I've been to several weddings! I ALWAYS MISS OUT ON THE CAKE. O______O *twitches*

IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR MBAM: Will there be cake?

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!

I do. ___ Im really liking the new Gorillaz stuff. I forgot I actually like them. One of the first bands I ever properly listened to.

My advice is talk about how penguins don't have a penis but an all purpose orifice instead. Always gets the conversation ball rolling. :p

Feliz Cumpleaños

I went to bed at 3 and got up at 7. :p I got my last exam tomorrow. I've meant to be getting extra time but forgot to take it so I get this early starter thing tomorrow which means my exam is in a different place at a different time. After which I make my way back from Wales on the train to London to go to the funeral of my sisters fiance on friday. I'll be staying over until Sunday evening. It'll be great to see my nephew he just got a Nintendo DS and he wants me to help him out on Mario because he is stuck. My day today? I had an EPIC clean. There was lack of a hoover and the dust pan and brush was lacking a brush so I used a kitchen brush + some paper to clean up the popcorn/crips/general crumbs. Also got a new Cheryl Cole poster which I put up. Other than that revision and now I'm watching Desperate Housewives.

I used to have a cuddly gorilla when I was like 7 that I bought which had a cigarette in its mouth. I was so disgusted with his habit that I cut the cigarrete out of his mouth and he was left with what looked like a buck tooth.

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