Coolness Bears

Two birthdays on one day? What a crazy random Happenstance.

I am listening to it now.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 Excellence.

I thought it was the new 3Dness but we are not in that age yet.

I am the Walrus is like my favourite song ever.

One time I got on the Bus and went to use my Oyster Card but it was out of money. Now I was waylaid with baggage and my wallet was at the bottom of all sorts of different things. So I said to the bust driver Politely "I am going to pay for the Bus, I'm just going to sit down first and get myself sorted out so I can get my wallet out and pay you just keep driving I don't want to keep people waiting" The bus driver sort of nodded and grumbled something, they don't atually speak words. I thought this meant that he agreed to my plan. So I went to the back of the bus and sat down and began sorting myself out. After a while I started to realise that we were not moving so I stopped fumbling around for my wallet and looked up to the front of the bus. My eyes met the piercing glare of the bus driver who's head was peering out the door at me. SO SCARY. O___O

Why does everyone say it is shouty. My friend said that to me about this song the other day. If anything it is strained, it just doesn't sit right. I listened to the Fame Monster properly today. Upon first listen it is okay. They songs are miles ahead of The Fame (accept Pappazzi) but they lack the catchiness. Bad Romance is the only one that gets it just right and shows what Lady Gaga can do so masterfully in my eyes.

I only take Rumble Balls in special emergencies. Yes this was an excuse to post a picture of Tony Tony Chopper.

Don't forget the Poke Rap.

Just a few pictures I like because they are lulzy or epic.

It is not confirmed yet but it says they will be shown around Late Spring 2010 for the UK. edit: BEATEN.

My day was good. Okay so you can use a tortise/tortoises for: 1. Breaking Into Peoples Houses. Their shell can crack the glass and yet the turtle is saved. Also if you are caught in the middle of a burglary you can be like "Sorry I accidently hurled my tortise through the window and went into get him." 2. A Slow Get Away. If you manage to pull of your evil plan (whatever it may be) and you have to much time on your hands left at the end you can add to the victory by riding a giant tortise to flee the scene while sipping on a refreshing drink of your choice. 3. Ear Tennis. Strap two tortoises to the side of your face acting as ears and proceed to play a bizzare game of tennis with them...not sure how that would exactly work though. So failing that just use the strapped Tortises to knock passing cyclists off their bikes. 4. Defy Gravity. Stick Glue onto it's feet and watch it climb slowly up a wall and onto the ceiling. I could watch that easily for 3 hours. Buy another 20 of them and have them going in all different directions about your room. mesmerising. 5. Rotating Belt. Strap some tortoises together and put them onto an electrical rotating device (whatever that is, make one up) and watch them rotate around you in a comical fashion. Walk around town as if you had penguins around your waist to further confuse people. Add in a Turtle for maximum confusion. Warning: Tortoises may get dizzy and sick. 6. Tearing. Stick a tortoise on one end of the item you want to rip in half with its teeth and then stick another tortoise at the opposite end. Preferably one that the other tortoise has a vendetta against or just finds plain annoying for maximum ripping potential. If you find that the tortoises in fact love each other then you have gone wrong and created a love nest for the turtles. If this happens throw your item away, dirty tortoise sex is never pretty. To rip from various angles add more turtles into the fray and you can get the job done from all positions this further increases ripping potential. If this step goes wrong again then you will just be witnessing a tortoise orgy from all positions. 7. Tortoise Rockets. Stick mentos + coke inside a tortoise and shake it. Wait a second and watch all chaos let loose as your Tortoise smacks into the unwary victim. One problem is that the pressure of the bottle may result in dead tortoise which we do not condone and it is unsure whether you will hit the desired target. In fact it is better if you do more of a tamed down tortoise water display and place them gently on a sprinkler and watch it get slightly wet. much nicer. 8. A Mini Cake Holder. Insert a rod into three Tortoises shell/underside and make a 3 tiered mini tortoise table. You can use the uneven surface of each shell to place an assorted array of cakes. Not only that but since they are all still alive you can use the bottom tortoise to walk over and offer cakes to the guests. The middle Tortoise will have an additional whimsical sign in it's head that say's "I hope you enjoy your cakes today, I baked them myself =]" which will make your guests squeal with cuteness regardless of who they are and the highest Tortoise is slightly cheeky and so will begin eating the piece of cake while the guest is still in a state of excessive love from the middle tortoise. 9. A re-enactment of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Accept it will be a 4 hour play where we watch 7 Tortoises (All with extremely different personalities that are in no way stereotypical) dressed up in drag discussing the political ideals of Finland through the medium of spinning. Make sure you put extra wax on their shell before the start of the play otherwise they will stop spinning halfway through and the whole performance will be RUINED. 10. Flying to the Heavens. An elderly wise Tortoise is rare but essential for this journey for they are the only ones that know the true path. It is said that only 37 remain in the wild today. If you are fortunate enough to acquire one of this then tap the top of its shell. Wings from ages past will unfurl before you. This is where you have to act quickly because they will fly away almost instantly. Grab on to their epic moustache that will have grown so long over the years that you can fashion them into make shift handles. Do not pull on them to hard though as the tortoise will become disgruntled and either throw you off or dive into the sea, leaving you helpless. If all goes smoothly then you will be flown into the heavens and it will be a glorious site. Few who go there return and if they do they only speak in the language of the tortoises. It is said that once you arrive in Heaven your eyes will fall upon a creature that no man has witnessed before. THE GOLDEN TORTOISE. (note the tortoise is not actually golden but instead the colour of your choice) the name was created by man in order for it to sound more majestic as we are pathetic and materialistic. The uses for this particular tortoise is far greater than that of an ordinary tortoise that is why only a few return because you are only limited by your imagination. Or in other words... I have a lot of time on my hands this evening. :p

Platinum Games, aye? I'm interested.

Sexy. Oh Nintendo what have I done to deserve such goodness today? You must be in a good mood.

To be fair you could play Gold and Silver on the Gameboy though.

what... ...if i'm not the hero... what.. if i'm the bad guy. *cringe*

Please mean new Pokemon. I crave a Miltank with wings.

@Ashley: I meant on the Pier! :p I'd have to disagree I feel that Robin, Sparkles.

I loved in Arrested Development

Skins series 3 is highly unnecessary. :p What I saw of it anyway. I won't comment on the first two series as I never saw them and I think people prefer them BUT 3 was about as dramatic as a seahorse. Desperate Housewives Season 1 Good. I enjoyed it. Over the top in a good way. I felt for Bree, I'm like attached to her physically/mentally or something. The whole scene of her crying at the table. The mystery was wrapped up well as well as leaving questions I like how it lingered at the end and seamlessly set things up for the next Season as oppose to just sticking them in. It feels like it has more of a plan. NO COMMUNITY TOMMOROW WHAT IS THIS?

I want to legally change my name to Coolness Bears just to further prove that my entire existance is an elaborate joke. Now! on with the day and I woke up at 9 with my friend ringing me because I was late for a lecture so I rushed into my suit like a God and we ran (walked slowly) to the lecture. Blahafterwards I went home and shaved my beard and by that I mean I watched the final 20 minutes of Desperate Housewives Season 1. I moved onto Burnout Paradise/Cave Story after that and watched some Anime so all in all a fun day! ^____^ My friend baked a cake for me with the words "THE LULZIEST CAT IN THE SKY" on it in fail icing. mmmm tasty. We went to film society and then watched some anime. I also recorded myself sleeping BUT my camera turned itself off 25 minutes in which was annoying. I MUST CATCH THE DEMON. O___O Oh and no new episode of Community for tomorrow. I'm raging or would be if I could.

My facebook profile pictures in all their limited glory!

I'm sorry I must have skipped that generation. :p

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