Coolness Bears

2. Kolibri

Blah! I always forget to look in this thread! I could have got some earlier! 3. Spiderman

Avatar: Strangely it fits well with your Signature and is good in and of itself. 7/10 Signature: I love. 8/10

SIMPSONS SEASON 12 Now I can relax. ^___^ I have Seasons 1-12 now which is all that is out so far. Just have to sort out my Simpsons Season 8 head edition which is ruining the beauty of my other boxsets!

All I saw. Now I am picturing someone dressed as a penguin. Now that is a style I can get behind.

Firstly I think I'm falling in love with Chair! I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. I'd post a video of me smiling and I actually went to grab my camera BUT I cannot find it! Never mind I'll just post this picture of me enjoying christmas with my friend: This clearly shows my happiness. :p WOOPS! wrong picture. >___< There you go: Cheeky.

Nah! I think you are right epic fail. It looks like it is running bit from Wii Fit to me.

I get whatever random clothes fit me. I'm still wearing T-shirts I got when I was like 13. I've not grown much. :p that is the way of a paraguyan. The latest piece of clothing was a hat that acquired of a dancefloor. I shopped in Topman few months back. That almost broke my soul, ha! My two favourite T-shirts are: Cupcake Kid made by Eenuh and my Justice concert T-shirt. I thought Jack Wills was Jack Willis!

1. Ikaruga

I can do my Top 5: 1. Super Mario Galaxy 2. Resident evil 4: wii edition 3. Mario Kart Wii 4. Super Smash Bros Brawl 5. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess I need to play more Wii games though. I've missed out on a lot.

lots of blood doesn't equal mature. In fact probably the opposite. when will people learn.

Avatar 2 needs more actual flying cats. NO! all movies need more flying cats. Are there movies with flying cats? I NEED TO KNOW. this could be the greatest case of all time. I'm gonna get my coat. DOCTOR BRING ME MY GOGGLES.

I'm eating a candy cane right now, swinging it about and everything. So I feel like the pimp of N-europe! you know what I'm saying? I may not have slept much.

Don't worry. Santa is afraid of cows... with guns! THEY ARE EVER VIGILANT. you can sleep safe tonight.

Yeah the glasses are pro. I have them still though I accidently popped out the lenses. OH! Dude Dazz if you loved the film then you should definately see it in 3D it certainly adds to the experience. It gives the film an extra depth.

Facebook is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. People's walls are extended gutters and the gutters are full of pointless photo's and video's and when the applications finally scab over, all the unwanted friend requests will drown. The accumulated filth of all their frape and status updates will foam up about their waists and all the camwhores and stupid groups will look up and shout... SAVE US! ... and I'll whisper...no.

I've Slightly fallen in love with Lily Allen. I'm at the stage of being unable to stop listening to her! :p It's so weird for me as I used to hate her when she first arrived on the music scene. * positions himself into an awkward stance* Little Alan is now an endearing term.

I had no urge to see it. I kind of just ended up in the cinema lured in by 3D. The 3D did darken the film. I took of my 3D glasses and was like WOAH!!! this film is colourful. ^___^ Been watching movies with my Nephew: Madgascar 6/10 Sharks Tale 5/10 Ice Age 3 7/10 Film of the Decade? I think Ninja Cheerleaders is a contender.

THAT IS NO STATUE. I SAW IT MOVE. BE SCARED. O____O

An enjoyable read ReZ. These are the 2009 movies I saw last year. Also my ratings is how I think of them now once the shiny OMJ'ness has washed off! Rating them is hard. >__< Che: Part One Great start to the year. It captured the boredom/waiting in guerilla warfare perfectly. except for the unneccesarily cheeky out of place music. I liked the whole empty feel to it. Che: Part Two The same. I prefered part 2 though. not sure why. I'll collectively give them 7.5/10 Seven Pounds It was a bit sappy and ridiculous + the dog was epically big in it. Touching in places though and I thought it was well acted by Will Smith and the story had potential. 5/10 Bolt Suprisingly good. heart warming and just generally well made. It was more focused in its story and fell just short of Pixar as oppose to dreamworks who create a crazy tale that feels empty upon rewatch. I've seen these 3 times now and it feels as grand as ever. 7/10 Slumdog Millionaire Blah. First "disappointment" of the year. I was really not fussed in seeing it and it's okay. Poorly acted by the main guy who was SO wooden. Small children made the movie they were awesome! The story needed to be darker and lose the nonsense about destiny. 6/10 The Young Victoria This was a nice and relaxed watch with my mother on Mothers Day I think or near to it. I'm unsure whether it was actually good or not as I was just pleased my mum was having a good time. I did like it even though it was rather slow it didn't bore me and kept me interested. 6/10 Monsters VS Aliens Upon rewatch I have to bring it down in its score. It didn't entertain me as much the second time. The story was very much lacking and it felt shorter and was unfortunately not as funny. I sort of wanted more or just for it to be better than I orginally remember! 6/10 Legally Blondes Flick and Wave. A lot of fun but in no way any good. I just love how these american teen movies view the british people. 4/10 Hannah Montana The Movie Brilliant. Really good family friendly film that everyone seemed to enjoy when I went. Completely relaxing and Miley Cyrus was most excellent. It does what it sets out to do greatly! I left smiling. 6/10 Star Trek I didn't want to watch this. I had no interest at all. I'm glad I did it was a fantastic movie experience and I left completely in shock that I just completely loved it. The actors were well chosen and I even got the nods to Star Trek and was like why am I filled with this nerdy joy? :p 7.5/10 Miss March Blah, not really any good. My brain switched off and I was watching it without even thinking. Some bits were stupidly funny and I laughed once. SO I STABBED HER WITH A FORK 4/10 Dragonball Z Evoloution This provided me with more lulz. so many of them! WHAT? I'M BUILDING A BRIDGE! I had no idea what was going on the whole time. None of it made sense and the end was mental. Laughably bad. Good to watch if you want a cheap laugh. Unless you watched and liked Dragon Ball Z when you were younger as then you will not be laughing. O___O 3/10 Powder Blue Definition of trying to hard. It tried to create this weird atmosphere and vibe and get you thinking about wider issues which it did slightly succeed in but it lacked any oomph behind it as I was disconnected from the characters and such and felt no emotion for them even though it was a kind of depressing movie. A solid attempt. 6.5/10 Lesbian Vampire Killers One of the worst films I've ever had to witness. 1/10 Night of the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Man this was a bad movie but I strangely liked it. Reminded me of films I watched when I was younger on channel 5. 4/10 The Girlfriend experience Ending makes the film. The rest is filler but good filler. Sasha Grey (pornstar) was well cast in this I felt. She brought across the right emotions/expressions in her eyes. The ultimate loneliness. Kind of beautiful but didn't quite reach amazing for me. 7.5/10 The Pink Panther 2 Silliness. 3/10 Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder My favourite of the 4 Futurama movies. (if I remember correctly) I approve. 7/10 Sunshine Cleaning I love Emily Blunt. I have like a secret crush on this movie. I adore it even though it is flawed. 7/10 Confessions of a Shopaholic Isla Fisher. <3 funfunfunfunfunfunSHOPPINGfunfunfunfunfun. 6.5/10 Man this made me happy. Ice Age 3: Dawn of Dinosaurs Far better than Ice Age 2: Meltdown. It had a bigger sense of adventure and I love the characters in Ice Age some good new additions as well I thought. Animation wise I thought it was clean and crisp and 7/10 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Oh dear. The second "Disappointment" of the year. Again I wasn't too fussed about seeing this. Poorly adapted I felt. May as well have dropped the half blood prince bit altogether when it was revealed at the end I was like OH YEAH! meh. Lacked any excitement. Dumbledore was handled poorly and Malfoy was weak. The whole thing was a mess for me. Ron wasn't on top form either. 5/10 Moon Amazing. The time flew by. I wanted more. 8/10 Watchmen Epic, sort off. I haven't read the graphic novel. On its own merits I think it stands well by itself and I loved the characters especially Rocharch (spelt it wrong) and the story was good! 7.5/10 My Sisters Keeper Emotional and depressing. It was handled well though and felt genuine and not over done. I cared what was happening. Film messed with my head it felt so heavy afterwards. 7/10 17 Again Wow! Zac Efron, well done. Surprisingly funny albeit predictable. Matthew perry looked old. 6/10 G-force I wanted this to be more awesome than it was but it was average at best even though it was about Guinea Pigs and Moles etc. 5.5/10 The Hangover I watched this alone so it wasn't as funny as it should have been! Also it was hyped up so much I was expecting something great but it is still your usual comedy affair just slightly better than normal. 7/10 The Proposal I have a soft spot for this movie. It made me laugh several times which I want from a comedy. Also Sandra Bullock. 6/10 Inglourious Basterds Genius. I didn't get bored once. Each scene was carefully crafted and it just reeks of win. I loved it more upon my second watch. Hans Landa is an excellent villian expertly played by Christoper Waltz the movies secret weapon. 8/10 The Time Travellers Wife Confusing. A good concept but not executed properly. 6/10 Drag Me To Hell This film was hilarious. The ending was great. The inbetween was good enough. 6/10 500 Days Of Summer Incredible. I was aroused so much from start to finish. The characters were believable. The story portrayed love just the way I like it. The soundtrack was immense. The whole thing was perfectly formed to create such a stimulating experience I was gyrating in my chair. Definately gonna get this on DVD when it comes out. 8/10 District 9 Phew! Badass. The first half of the film is excellent. The fact it is set in South Africa is great. The fact that we interfere with the aliens and bring the problem upon ourselves is great. The story takes a little old trip down predictable lane about halfway through and i would have liked to have seen it go in a different direction but this didn't really detract from the greatness of the first part as they kept it in tone with the whole movie. 7.5/10 Up FABULOUS. 8.5/10 Zombieland Does what it says on the tin. A fantastic ride. I wanted more Zombies though. 7/10 The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Good. The film could have done with being longer to flesh out the story more. It is unfortunate Heath Ledger died as I was enjoying his performance. The other people who took over his parts looked a bit ridiculous and halted the feel of the movie for me. 7/10 Couples Retreat My name is Stanely with a C. I laughed A LOT. I grinned stupidly, I clapped excitedly, I wiggled, MAN WAS THIS FILM INTENSE. I should definately enjoyed this movie as much as I did. 6/10 Coraline Very good but falls just short of being great. It lacks that magic touch. 7.5/10 Paranormal Activity The audience made this movie as everyone was terrified and it was fun to see their reactions. Otherwise it made me laugh too much to be taken seriously! 6/10 Avatar The Third "Disappointment" of the year. Again I didn't really want to go and watch it. Visually it gave me multiple orgasms but the story is weak, the characters did nothing for me... just bland. The main villian was cheesy as hell. The design of the creatures was great but there should have been more of them to create a bigger and better vibrant world. There must be more than the handful of species we got to see! the birds were the baddest cats in the sky though so that is okay. The design of the Na'vi turns everyone on lets not lie. It is a kind of generic design though. I want to love this movie more but for the moment it just didn't click with me. The emotion just didn't do anything for me. I want to watch it again. I think I'm being too harsh! ^___^ 6.5/10 My Top 5 Films of 2009 1. Up 2. 500 Days Of Summer 3. Moon 4. Inglourious Basterds 5. District 9 I had a lot of fun. Having worked in the cinema over the summer I watched many more movies than I would normally have and saw a whole range of things and I enjoyed each and every experience in a way. I love going to the cinema.

Bug eyed Paris Hilton. Blah, I'd say something but you have to care to be annoyed. Requires too much effort. I'm not gonna waste my energy on something that might annoy me that's just stupid.

Ganondorf.

2009 was my time to shine! Which I did. So 2010 is do it all again! BUT with Faux Etopen!

fireworks in London me thinks.

Meh, bring on 2011. resolutions? I'm practically perfect in everyway! :p