Cheers guys, but i genuinely had no idea what i was doing the whole time - it wasn't an act! As far as i know i didn't even lie at any point...
I was terrified someone was going to ask me what i had been up to one night, but no one did!
I didn't really know what sort of information Town got in those PM's, so i wasn't sure i could have replicated it if asked...
Thanks to Jimbob for writing it all, it was good.