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I reckon it'll be 3-1 to Atletico with 4 free-kicks in total. Got smashed by Federer, fittingly by a tennis scoreline.

Can i be number 10!? Also, we've finally solved the mystery of who the hell Andy's Allstars are!

Have a Happy Adjudication!

Happy Birthday! Maybe you could have some Rum and Raisin ice cream with your cake.

I had a roffle at this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10086273/Premier-League-2013-14-what-wont-happen-next-season.html Disclaimer - i don't read the Telegraph, and nor should you.

I think i played most GTA3 the most, and even then i did about 30 mins of the story, and then about 15 hours of pissing about.

Currently on my way to the Etihad to see Muse! Woop woop!

Yeah i suppose so. I would love it if Suarez 'did an Odemwingie' and just flew to Madrid on a whim though.

Liverpool have said that he is not for sale as well, so i wonder how that will turn out.

Yeah Flashscores is ok, or i usually check the Roland Garros website itself if it's just scores i want - but i enjoy reading the text commentary as it lets you know what is actually going on if you don't have a video feed etc. Admittedly they have had problems with rain this year which leaves them nothing to commentate on, but it seems like they run it less often with Murray out of the draw than they did last year...

Cuthbert was distraught. The sex doll advert proclaiming 'great head!' was not exactly what he had in mind.

Curses! I lost against Bayer Sometimeslosenbutnotthistime. W1D1L1 currently, which isn't bad i suppose. Will probably go down i think though eventually.

These guys never stay around for long. 'Tis a shame.

Oh OK. Is it something the Jesse grows out of? Or does he always do it? The show is pretty amazing so far.

I'm about halfway through Season 2 (so avoiding spoilers as best i can), but is the 'chat' between Jesse and his 'crew' supposed to be as bum-curdlingly cringey as it appears, or is that actually how the youth in America talk? I can't tell if it's bad acting, good acting but loser characters, or bad writing.

Wad?

I nominate this for thread of the year.

Bizarrely Rummy's and Peeps' are almost exactly the same, even down to similar clown names....I would lawyer up if i were you.... and for that reason, i'm going with @Yvonne

Yaaaaaaay! What is VIP? *Goes to check it out* Oh, i get it. It's like cheating right?

I have no idea what either of you are on about. Fanny Schmellar! Teehee!

I really don't think it is the cat's fault...

They can be real quotes, but they can also be said in jest, which i think they were.

It really annoys me how the BBC only put on a live text feed when there is a Brit playing or maybe when Federer or Nadal is playing. I want to read a text update thingy for the French Open, but the BBC website one just pops up randomly throughout the day, and you never know when it's going to be there or not.