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I just got a job!

I was just going to say that it looks like it would go well with the oculus rift, and then i saw the logo at the end. Not that i would play that in a million years, though.

That's not too bad actually, my average is 2.94 goals per game, so he only let in 1 more than average. The boy done good!

Why was it a bad idea? What happened with WiiSpeak? The current Kinect isn't actually all that bad for voice chat, so i would imagine that Kinect 2.0 has improved on that.

Not sure if this has been posted in here yet, but.....

Having said that, Kipper FC seem to be falling apart at the moment, so maybe i can take some points off them when me meet.

He certainly....... .........showed them his moves.

Ooooh, the middle of the middle league is tighter than a gnat's bumhole at the moment. Unfortunately, i still have to play the top four again, so i might have reached my points total already.

Reddit becomes self-sustaining.

There's a spider the size of a small car in my bath and it has completely ruined my day. For one he's using up all the bubble bath, and two, he never cleans up after himself.

Shot of the tournament so far?

Who is this Darcis i hear you ask?

He's done it! With an ace!

2 sets and a break!

Are you surprised? The BBC probably have volume guidelines which prevent it.

I'm taking the rest of the day of because of a job interview, so I'm going to sit with my feet up and the tennis on.

Does that mean you had a ps3 sitting with no games, or did you just buy a game with nothing to play it on...?

Has the 'Super Pussy' sign actually got anything to do with the 'Chai Venereal Disease Clinic' below it, or is that just a bizarre coincidence? Not an entry, just wondering..

And i need every one.

Bought and played Serious Sam 3 yesterday. It felt so good to play a mindless shmup for a change. I've mainly been playing Borderlands 2, which is good, but sometimes it takes a good few minutes to kill one enemy in that game, so SS3 feels great to just run backwards pumping shells into hordes of headless men with bombs for arms watching them all explode gratifyingly as you do so. Aaaaaah, an awesome game.

I 'get' the moves like Jagger thing, as Mick has a really distinctive dance. Does Rihanna got a particularly obvious walk?

I think he meant it in a good way, as in it was only a few months ago that Jay was talking about how he only had 3 pounds to last him the rest off the week. Now he has this awesome job, and rising fast. Awesome turnaround.

Did she walk like Rihanna at any point?

All these people getting their degree results is so pleasing. Makes me feel all happy....and.....old...