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What has Meg Griffin got to do with this?

Bugger. Forgot my laptop power cable, so I'm sat in the library with about 20 mins of battery...

This guy seems to know a lot about the place...he's done his homework that's for sure. If you're absolutely not selling anything, welcome! Your a shoehorn for newcomer of the year already, it's between you and shoebot currently. I hope you stick around, we tend to scare off most new guys...

I'm really miserable now that Federer is out. Don't know why either, makes no difference to me, but i get sad every time he loses...

I don't think the PS4 controller is that big, i just think it's really wide. Like Henning Wehn's face.

Wow, check out Dustin Brown's shot to clinch the first set against Hewitt, incredible!

You've never breathed through your nose?! Like, not at all? Or just wheezily? Does that mean you had no taste up until now? Good luck with the operation! I like the idea of medicinal Skyrim playing. I'll be working for an engineering consultancy company who design car suspension systems amongst other stuff. It's a pretty small family company though, so hopefully it'll be a nice place to work... It's my first proper job though, so i'm not really sure what to expect. The best part (apart from that they are going to give me money) is that it is close enough that i can cycle to work. Going to buy myself a bike as soon as i can.

I just got a job!

I was just going to say that it looks like it would go well with the oculus rift, and then i saw the logo at the end. Not that i would play that in a million years, though.

That's not too bad actually, my average is 2.94 goals per game, so he only let in 1 more than average. The boy done good!

Why was it a bad idea? What happened with WiiSpeak? The current Kinect isn't actually all that bad for voice chat, so i would imagine that Kinect 2.0 has improved on that.

Not sure if this has been posted in here yet, but.....

Having said that, Kipper FC seem to be falling apart at the moment, so maybe i can take some points off them when me meet.

He certainly....... .........showed them his moves.

Ooooh, the middle of the middle league is tighter than a gnat's bumhole at the moment. Unfortunately, i still have to play the top four again, so i might have reached my points total already.

Reddit becomes self-sustaining.

There's a spider the size of a small car in my bath and it has completely ruined my day. For one he's using up all the bubble bath, and two, he never cleans up after himself.

Shot of the tournament so far?

Who is this Darcis i hear you ask?

He's done it! With an ace!

2 sets and a break!

Are you surprised? The BBC probably have volume guidelines which prevent it.

I'm taking the rest of the day of because of a job interview, so I'm going to sit with my feet up and the tennis on.

Does that mean you had a ps3 sitting with no games, or did you just buy a game with nothing to play it on...?

Has the 'Super Pussy' sign actually got anything to do with the 'Chai Venereal Disease Clinic' below it, or is that just a bizarre coincidence? Not an entry, just wondering..