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The first one definitely is. The third....it was really just TERRIBLE defending. It was like he just strolled up to the box with no-one around him and ka-powed it in.

Suarez is performing his annual mauling of Norwich, i see.

This game is fucking ridiculous. Who designed it?

Why on earth would I want to play a forward as a defender, when I can play him as another forward instead...?

Right, clearly what i'm going to have to do in my next game is to shut up shop in the first half, to limit the damage before Xpert will let me throw on all my strikers in the 46th minute. I can't see this failing.

Ha! Crystal Pulis! I think it's just so they don't end up having more than 2 European teams in a group?

*slowpoke comment* I don't think it's bitchy to tell the truth about why you don't want to date them. I think it is bitchy however to say you don't date fat people. THAT is why she is a bitch.

AFC Dedede did well, but i'm annoyed I can't stretch my wings to their full extent. My 0-6-4 formation is flawless, and as such I beat him 1-0 in the second half. Why can't I have that formation from the start hmmm Xpert? WHY?! A complaint has been lodged.

Apparently they already use this in China *source needed*

Put down da cookie nooooooooooow!

I've found Harry Potter to be pretty darned festive. Nice to have on while you're wrong presents and such.

Tell that to the Egyptians...

What about Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo? Does that come close?

And what about those 'come-to-bed eyes'?!

I'm not sure, but i think, i think, Dazzy is a Tottenham supporter, so i don't think he would be too jovial about that result.

Hey guise, DAE mid-table score draw?!?!11!?one!

Our Christmas tree is a bit wonky.

Even I worked that out, and I wasn't even paying attention for half the film.

Wow, I never thought that tactic would actually work! Going 1-5-4 against Coloccini paid off!

Me reckon 2-4, with 18 chances.

As, apparently, was I...

Ah OK, all that makes sense now. I obviously got caught up in all the excitement and lost myself.

Right, I'll try adding spoilers on my phone.

Actually I meant before that, but i can't explain without spoiler tags on my phone. Don't worry. I agree it was pretty good though. It's a shame the final film has done a Harry Potter and been split in two. We have to wait until 2014 and 2015 to see the end!