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The main one being that you have to watch cricket, presumably?

Yeah, you can just march into the head's office with a holdall and yell at them to fill it with money, or you're out of there.

I played and completed Journey last night on the PS4. Took me about 90 minutes from start to finish. It was pretty good. Kind of a one off though. I don't think I'd want to pay more than about £10 for it (although in this case, it was free). Some of the scenery was really beautiful.

That depends...do they look hilarious in hats?

1) What's your dream job? Not really sure. Unrealistically, i'd love to be a ranger or safari guide in Kenya or Tanzania. Learn how to track animals etc. Not sure there's much market for that though. In terms of what i'm actually qualified for, i'd probably like to work in the renewables sector, or at least doing some work that felt useful to society. 2) What are you actually doing? I work for a small engineering consultancy who specialise in automobile dynamics and suspension, currently working on a (i shit you not) flying car. 3) Did you ever envision yourself in what you're doing now? No. I always hated cars.

Do you think data miners set off for work with a little hard hat, a pickaxe and a canary?

I just went and checked. It was Jayseven that locked it. The bastard.

Merge the boards!!!

I feel like you need to follow that up with an 'after' photo. Otherwise you could have just been living in rubble for 12 months.

I created a fantastic thread a while back which consisted of all my great musings for people to discuss, and it was locked, the reason given being that I could just post them in other threads. Well I didn't, and look what's happened to the forums. Coincidence? No.

I'm a future pessimist, but a past optimist. I am pessimistic about events, up until the point they happen, then I look back on them optimistically.

It was way busier 10 years ago, but it's been on the decline for a while now. I think just due to lack of time that people have. Generally, I use the New Posts feature on Tapatalk to browse the forums, so I am never actually aware which board I'm posting in. Where am I now? In chit chat? Neat.

And then the week after that, it'll have control of you. They rise up!

To the Batmobile!

I'm not sure, but I've seen lots of tales of shops accidentally charging 20p for twelve crates of beer and then not honouring it when thousands try and buy it.

I think he was worried they would realise if they'd made a mistake and put the prices up again, perhaps without honoring the old price.

I miss dressing up at Halloween. We use to get really into it, but we just don't have the time anymore. This popped up on my Facebook this morning, possibly one of my best costumes.

Is there a pink fairy armadillo Pokemon yet? It could be Ground/Fairy type and be awesome.

What do you mean you don't speak fluent Japanese? What kind of Nintendo fan are you? I speak Japanese, as well as being fluent in Waffle, which is what Nintendo of America speak.

My wife bought this, but I've not read it yet. The guy in the bookshop gave it a glowing recommendation though. Can I recommend The Evolution of Everything by Matt Ridley. It's about how the theory of evolution can be applied to pretty much everything, such as cultural and social aspects, and how nothing in society is really planned. I've just started it, and it's really good so far.

So we've got a @Cube, we had a @Wii, when do you think we'll have the first member @Switch?

Which season is that!? Where's my man Marc Warren!

Depends. Do you have a world class menagerie?

I hope everyone else is taking notes, because we've just nailed CVs.

Presented to the employer on a little velvet cushion.