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Mail still seems pr0 in Nottingham, I got a delivery notice on my Pokémon prizes today, along with normal mail. Shall go to the head office and collect them tomorrow.

Dutch... what the!?

I thought the exact same about the bitches and ho's. But waddaya gonna do eh?

Big up the East Midlands Massive. Although a few days ago I was invited to some Facebook group about "Why is b33r cheaper in North than in the South" or something. Didn't join as it didn't really affect me. It's the Home - Student Home prices of beer which I'm interested in.

I managed to do it once without having any ribs removed.

Galbadia Hotel has all I need.

The Juggernaut will break those padlocks in 4 seconds flat.

Haden speaks the Truth, I shall try nuking holes in the Earth to have cover to remix my wangs location. Would have to be some proper slow wanking surely.

Couldn't agree more, but there are those occasions when knocking one out sadly isn't an option ¬_¬ Although having putting a wank in the tank before going out on the piss saves some agro. Plus I've started having what I call "Wake-up Wanks" where, if the mood takes me, knock one out before I get out of bed. Love Sword... genius. Position, yes. I always feel that putting your compass pointing North is a smooth remedy.

Maybe some form of mental training. Do you think of something unsexual [Mastadons?] Plus, we can all talk bullshit for a few pages.

Same here. I'm at work and suddenly I can feel one of my trouser legs expanding, so I have to reach in and pull it so it's pointing up. Seems to make the blood go quicker. Plus people can't see it when you're walking.

Fuck no. I lost my virginity when I was 14.

Was going to make two topics, but I thought fuck it and remix them into one topic and give you a weird idea of what the topic may contain when you see the title. First off. Some Manly Men advice needed here chaps. My dick's got a mind of it's own. The thing won't stay incarcerated. It takes one thing vaguely erotic and it's at attention quicker than an army cadet. HOW DO I KEEP THE LEVITATHAN UNDER WRAPS!? Second off. I've been told I have Gingivitis. Ron Weasley jokes aside I've been recommended to see some sort of hygenist. Fuck that, I'm going to pimpsmack this on me one. Apart from regular brushing and shit, anything anyone can recommend to give this the good shitting it deserves? As you can tell by this topic, my body is on top form recently.

I think I did too. However I shall be doing so for every birthday thread I find hereafter.

A quality soundtrack. I listen to a few tracks each day. I shit thee not.

I demand Chacarron is played. The kids will LOVE it.

I did mention it in the Royal Mail Strike thread. Although, word on the street is that some Sony chap down at Future Publishing did some pr0 sabotage.

It's the chap from Spooks! O_O

I think she just was lost for ideas on what to do with them.

Better than Rachel I say.

With the awesome missing page!

Deathly Hallows was my last finished book. I agree with your review. Perhaps I should carry on with the book I was reading before I started the Hallows.

Yes. That. However, on another view of the video I've gathered the following. Dude is asked question about his characters being repetitive. Chap answers by excusing his shallow character design because of his dick being in Dude's mum's ass. Basically, he's being a prick. I haven't even seen any incarnation of Jay & Silent Bob and I see this.

I'll be the first that says, Who gives a shit. pr0.