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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Anyone want to be part of the team "Don Shabba and the Shabbaettes"?
  2. PANG! That game is pr0. I only ever played Super Pang on the SNES, but now you've revealed it, it's glaringly obvious. C'mon you bell ends, 3 is piss easy!
  3. That mixed race chap who looks like he's being sucked off at the same time? Wasn't that Yellow Pages?
  4. Bullshit. I'm not saying you're lying kind of bullshit, just that what they've used is bullshit, kind of way. That Rowntree thing was awesome.
  5. Aye. Brain Training isn't helping either. While I'm serving old lazy bitches who can pack but get me to do it. Whilst I'm insulting them under my breath I have that Coleman's Squeezy Mustard ad in my head, basically the chant of "Squeezu squeezy" and that chaps dance as he's crowd surfing. Also Buzzed Bunny, referenced by the quote in my signature. As of yet I haven't been caught out saying stuff like "So what you cock sucking faggot, I'm Extreme!"
  6. Possibly, but that wasn't the main intention. Possibly, but they say more than that, maybe lovely banter or something. Don't trust that computerised stuff like that anyway.
  7. This isn't a topic about an advert that is shit, because if it was I'd be going into more detail and starting on that Fruitella and Starbusrt ad. Anyways. The main point is that, as you know, it follows the trend of D.I.S.C.O, of naming shit for each letter. Noiw albeit some of them don't make sense, the main question is the first leter B, what the fuck do they say? Sounds like Bonanzo remixed with pr0, as in pr0bonanza, but that can't be right obviously. Anyone else have an idea before I might turn this into another topic about decimating more ads?
  8. Tears of a virgin, so pure.
  9. That Hugo Boss in the shape of a sphere with a bit of orange smells nice. Jean Paul Gautier is lovely, in the shape of a bloke. CKOne isn't bad. An Armani one I have smells attractive also. I do have a Kangol one which I first thought smelled nice, but after some lasses at work displaying their disapproval, I too now find it unextreme.
  10. I've met Roy Walker and have his autograph, along with Noel Edmonds and Rolf Harris. http://www.game.co.uk/lowdown.aspx?lid=7399&cm_mmc=update-_-wk2007-_-general-_-pokcomp Dandelion = Me.
  11. Fight Club esque!
  12. I do Media Studies, but I'm part of Demon TV [university TV Station] and yes, we have females on my course.
  13. Made less riské by making me look naked.
  14. That's what I call Borg Perfection.
  15. Hmmm... I wonder who those could be. *Cough*Booker&Guy*Cough* Although drawing the pubes was a nice touch.
  16. Just because Sinise is a pr0 actor doesn't mean he's right for this role. Damon as Kirk is bullshit. Oh. Well. Thank. God. It's going to be shit then. Make a Voyager movie Godammit.
  17. We need some form of pre-warning shit. Like say.. Wed Night. Even though I'll pimpsmack all in my path.
  18. Ah well. I'm down with it. I only start paying back my loans when I earn over 15K. And even then it's a piss poor low.
  19. That first shot with the Joker's makeup coming off looks amazingly shitty.
  20. A few stabs in the dark here. 1: Ford Escort. 2: Backdoor sluts 4, 7 and Grab A Granny 3. 3: None, trick question. 4: Hogwarts. 5: Scrappy-Dappy Doo. 6: "When in doubt, just whip it out!" 7: Nine-To-Five - Dolly Parton. 8: Good Wood Man01 9: Played knock a door run 76 times. 10: Lost in the mists of time.
  21. They may have broad shoulders and shizzle. But Chavs also like to walk around topless with either their hoodie tied around their waist or flung over their shoulder. Naturally their boxers cover a third of the skin anyway. 13%. Bullshit. I think it's because I wouldn't mind spending an afternoon in an amusement arcade, I'm on pay-as-you-go, I call evening meals Tea, and I've been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Easside.
  22. But if the tests are getting easier as they claim, it's worth fuck all.
  23. So in all those movies with wars in, and people being decapitated an stuff, there is a tidal wave of shit not shown?
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