EEVILMURRAY
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I feel emotionally scarred today. I think I have confirmed the rumours that the twat at work, known as the GP, goes to the toilet several times to have a wank. This disturbs me when he hands me money for a drink.
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Few things. After watching alot of Yahtzee over the years, he seems to have a holier-than-thou stance on his life. Seeing him dress up and "act" was quite a surprise. We need more footage of the pink lass with the dynamite rack. The Star Wars footage, they say that there can only be two Sith at any one time, so what do we call all those red lightsabre people? Semi-Sith?
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I found him quite humourous, but as is the case with most stand up acts once you've seen it it'll never be the same. One thing about Lee Evans which I never thought about was his gestures, which have no bearing on the joke at hand. One time watching one of his routines he did them and I was thinking "...Why?"
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It depends on the mark.
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Sadly I was working that night.
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I'm getting this, because I smell bullshit. One thing I couldn't "understand" about Echoes was during the key hunt. If you turn up with, let's say 7, it puts them into the pillars, and they have a new opportunity to scan as they've turned red. But if you turn up with the rest later, in go the keys and you can't scan the rest as they bugger off. How can you get 100% scans? EDIT: Watching this speed run now, he doesn't seem to be scanning shit at the moment, I assume he'll do it all on the way back.
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I was never taught how to whack on a johnny, I observed one missus applying and learned. It seems to work alright. That's because he was the youngest "daddy" back then, but then it was revealed he wasn't [might not] be the father after it was revealed that the girlfriend had been plowing about 3/4 chaps. Which is amazingly surprising as she's ugly as fuck.
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Anyone hear about the stabbing in Beeston? That was near me! Don't worry baby, we'll be together very soon.
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Let's say it knows Metronome and using that used those moves.
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Green House is a quality Game and Watch title. I have it on the Game and Watch Classics [4?] on the GBC
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I fucking hate those pussies. Gives but can't take. You better be prepared to turn wet and messy. And have the shit ripped out of you. Because you want fresh material. This is what I'm talking about, you don't want to pay £30[?] for recycled gags you've already paid for with your TV License.
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Is the detection slower on Corruption than in other games? I'm finding myself having to swing my remote around more than with the previous two. Plus the lock on keeps tripping out, most displeasing.
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I was/am on DeviantArt, but I believe I lost my password and can't be bothered to get it back. It pissed me off that the majority of "popular" ones were just point and clicks made in Photoshop.
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Muchos apologies. I didn't know there was a strict protocol. What is the correct response?
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Even though you came out with this stuff at the meet. I have to ask, do you talk this crap with normal members of the public? "Big Issue?" "Epic failz" *walks away*
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I'm always curious as to how the toys start off with their "memories/personalities", like Buzz believing his was from Star Command, yet instinctively know when to freeze as a toy.
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Derren Brown's "I'm failing the nation" series
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Better than making your video stronger mate. Sowwie.
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Derren Brown's "I'm failing the nation" series
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What was his secret to beating the casino? -
You should try the cocky [best when drunk unless you're 100% certain of correct result] "If I went to kiss you, would you pull away?" bullshit. If yes = pr0. If not, just blame the alcohol. In a crowd or not it doesn't really matter.
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Because you recommended Invincible to me. I don't know, I'll have to count next time and get back to you.
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Ouch. I would say it's fucking stupid to propose after just a few months, but a friend of mine did say yes after a similar amount of time.
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That delightful diary thingy some of us ordered awhile back. Mine just got dispatched. I think they're slightly pissed off that it's been bought so cheaply.
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The missus and I went to the Mecca bingo for their late night session, didn't win. Went to a bar afterwards for some beverages. Then apparently kept the rest of the family up whilst we were having the sex. My brother even took his pillow/blanket downstairs. All in all, not a bad day.
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thankyou for downloading in barely a minute something that we poured a year of our lives into I could order it from Amazon a shit sight quicker. Does that mean I'm being even more ungrateful?