EEVILMURRAY
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Puppy dog eyes. They win over everything.
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It's a pr0 film, stop focussing on the blokes you queer and move to the tasty ladies. You've got Alex Mack for starters.
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What you want are pr0 brown eyes. So brown they are practically black, that they suck you and make you wobble at the knees. You want EEVIL eyes.
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Yeah... All two times. Go to bed. You know what we're all going to say. Go forth and Shabba'ize my good man. Do eeet. Literally. Just in case the message isn't getting through. Fuck her. FUCK HER NAAOOWW. The Lord's Day of Rest. It says in the Bible he stopped wanking on Sundays. I don't stop, to honour those who would've wanked during the week but couldn't, because they were dead, or retarded enough to stick their fingers in a bucket of plaster of Paris. I know, I'm a saint. "When in doubt, whip it out" Another quote from the Holy Scriptures.
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Jeremy Beadle jokes have already monopolized that phrase. That just sounds as if if doesn't make sense. She stuck her hands in the bucket, and within seconds could lift it up with solid plaster? She must've had her hands in there for some time.
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Page 1337! Trust me, it's not worth the time to waste on thinking that. If you ever get the time to unleash the video upon yourself. You'll appreciate these words.
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I came across his Predator review which actually made a little sense, it seemed hard as fuck and didn't make much sense compared to the movie. He then goes on to being a wank gamer at Mario 2, not letting people know it pretty much says its Mario's dream. Some things which seem weird... He bangs on about the "new" enemies by name, Snifits, Shy Guys, Bomb-ombs, neglecting to mention many of them are now staples in Mario games. Even Birdo, who it seems he doesn't know who s/he is.
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I've just wasted 10 minutes of my life learning that this guy is a massive pussy who can't play Mario 2.
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France.
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I should get round to reading that Catch 22 thingy. See what all the fuss is about. You ever read/thought abouts the Wheel Of Time series? It sounds similar and is a longer series. A Christmas Carol Watching Muppets Christmas Carol inspired me to reading this, and it might have been my downfall in doing so, because it was easy to imagine Michael Caine as Scrooge, I couldn't stop myself thinking that Tiny Tim was a frog etc. Lots of rambling, and for a classic was alot shorter than I thought it would be, at about 530 DS screens. 7/10
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My Golliwog [Jam] would kick the shit out of any of those other Golliwogs. I've also been told it's not really allowed to use the old school bingo slang.
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Give us names!
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The people talk the truth with their £20ish estimate. If you've got a pr0 medical problem, get a HC2 form, then all shall be free. My application form for a renewal came back today, apparently I forgot to sign the declaration at the end, but I remember doing so, either way... Shit. Just spent another amazing night at work with only the GP for company, I managed to get info from him that he's been barred from several pubs, one 9 times. The majority of his "reasons" was that he took too long drinking up at the end. Which is bullshit because the bell end can drink like a fish. Managed to finish work early tonight, due to there being noone there. [boss comes downstairs, sees GP, my girlfriend and myself] "Is there anyone here?" Me: "No" "Right *turns to GP* drink up and fuck off" It was genius.
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It'd be a fairly crappy model now.
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Someone has been drinking his Powerade. Which flavour, Rawberry?
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Not at all, right number of fingers.
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16 year old losts a shitload of fingers with help of plaster of Paris... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091012/tuk-pupil-lost-fingers-in-art-accident-6323e80.html This is fucked up.
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It can't be worse than Cars... I wasn't bothered about seeing up, now I really want to. Curse you Shorty.
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God hope they weren't watching this: [This was the best quality I could find with more length in it in the time it took me to look] pr0. I hoped it wasn't just me. But we can't call a fucking sheep black. AND THAT IS WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES.
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I'm still recovering from my weekends of fun. Went to Leicester to meet a friend for his birthday night outs. Went to a comedy club, where I believe I was the only one who didn't laugh. I found some of the stuff funny, just not laugh out loud shizzle. Had a piece of the most sweetest and sickly cake you can imagine... Went to a club for the usual drinking and fancy footwork. Then to a strip club where I got a 2-for-1 deal on a dance. You haven't lived until you've had a woman's nipple flicking your nose. Back to his house for more b33r and people wanted to watch Zombie Strippers again, but halfway we were all falling asleep. The morning was better. Bacon, sausage, beans etc. Then we watched Predator, with every one of us predicting the lines just before they were said. I wish I wasn't working every fucking Saturday for the rest of the year/EVER. I don't like missing this pr0 nights out.
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I get that at work, one lass who comes in keeps demanding I smile whenever she comes in. Got it at uni as well. I was widely known for my lack of smilings. It was fucking awesome.
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You throw kinetically charged Rubix Cubes? That is GENIUS.
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You mean they didn't say "that brown chap off that Nintendo forum" ? Feel the honour.
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Really? All it did was make my wrist ache and was really, really boring. Wanking joke ahoy.
