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My shaft is always minty fresh. Any slight smell of rubber my wang may get from the Durex Massive is swiftly removed and a minor inconvenience for the comfort of knowing my girlfriend isn't knocked up. Plus the numbing sensation makes you last longer. Includes wanking also? If so there's going to be a massive buildup...

It's a space station? That is the best parody I've seen. Pure fucking genius.

Would it be ok if the "serious" history being messed around with was fictional also?

Don't see the problem with condoms to be honest. They do a good job, so what if your dick smells of rubber? It covers the reek of nobcheese you had before.

So because some "friends" have accused him of being a kiddy fiddler he's got too many friends?

I went on Twitter today, great to see it's turned into a glorified instant messenger now. Just don't start fisting people until they turn into coins.

Now eat. And what cartoons look better?

I want to be your Sledgehammer.

These reviews do inspire me to get a Paul Ross canvas print. Also, on the buy used and new for that amazing product: "This item is not quite as illustrated due to significant wear and tear. Actually, my wife left me, took the canvas and left just the frame. However, if the £2,500 price tag is too much, but you still want to be close to greatness, then I can gladly send the frame to you for a signifcant discount of £80 off the RRP."

I recommend the Political Officers of the World. They will attack with POW Blocks and their HQ will be the POW Camp. Or Camp POW to their closest amigos. Or if you're going to make it UK only, I endorse the Political Union of the British Empire - Or PUBE for short. A snappy title will certainly attract sales.

Is there much point playing after the Elite Four? I know I'm meant to go after the Sages: Looker: "Find those people for me, I'm busy looking at girl's schools. Here's a fishing rod." But I'm just not feeling it. Bowser's Inside Story has taken me now.

Have it in Chinese/similar. Because having normal words is silly.

Or "You can't touch this" tattoo'd on your arse. Or if you like that being touched, somewhere else where touching isn't that preferable.

Some of the poignant verses in here. Not sure how'd you spell them though. Random paragraphs from a song I know and enjoy! So I save a prayer when I need it most To the father, son and the holy ghost And I'll sign it from a sinner with no name When I meet my maker will he close the book On the hearts I broke and the lives I took Will he walk away 'cause my soul's too late to save I blame this world for making a good man evil Its this world that can drive a good man mad And it's this world that turns a killer into a hero Well I blame this world for making a good man bad Failing that, get something from Sinatra's My Way.

The style pisses on shit like Ben 10.

Many thanks peoples!

Who better to be an authority?

Environmental/orchestral sounds only. If there's words I'll start singing along (For real or WITH MY MIND!) and lose the story.

Poor Ziva...

Thank j00 everyone! The website is in error. It should be on page 25 :s I've checked my profile and it's got the right year. I've got my fingers crossed for a choppa this year.

Looks like someone's sucked the life out of Liv Tyler.

You walking a little like John Wayne then? Simply beautiful.

How many Ghostfaces have their been? I saw a "chart" thing in Empire I can't be bothered to check at this moment, and can vaguely remember there were around 3 of them, which had died. So whoever heard the voice on the phone should've told them to fuck off instead of acting scared as if it was the original. [sadly I've not seen them ]

I thought their obvious love was secret.