Last week I did some spiteful team naming. Normally we leave it until the end when everyone shows up. But I didn't want to run the risk of Quizlamic Fundamentalists being used again so did a nice straight "Joe and Derek were the only ones on time team". For some reason, some of the team members seemed a little disappointed with the name. They know what time the quiz starts, they have no reason to be late, if they want a say they can get their arses in gear and be prompt for once.
After handing the results sheet in I wrote a remixed name on the later-to-be handed in picture round saying "Joe and Derek are like Black Box - They Ride On Time". I wish I thought of that first.