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CONDITION SATISFIED. MAJORITAH REACHED. Jon Dedede (4) - Jimbob, Nintendohnut, Magnus Peterson, Diageo Paul Robinson sat in his office, pleased with how things were going. It seemed the town were too stupid to realise how far his power extended. But out of sheer desparation they banded together and stormed their way into the Lassiters Hotel. Kicking down the office door Paul Robinson stood up, mouth open. Excadrill held Zingy in his hand and threw it into Paul's mouth. After several minutes of clawing at his chest Zingy burst out like an alien. Robinson's blood pooled on the floor. The Spanish maids will be busy tonight... Jon Dedede is dead. He was Paul Robinson. The Mafia Don. Paul Robinson, businessman, entrepreneur, ladies man and owner of the Lassiters hotel complex and the Erinsborough News, he has power even though he's not well liked. Using his influence he could protect a target in his hotel. A master of manipulation, he would appear good on even nights, additionally his influence extends to his vote not counting when made against a fellow mafia member. His massive wealth makes it harder to be defeated – and needed a majority +1 to be lynched. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian TOWN IS WINNER. Cell retrieved his cells from the fallen forum members, their alive/dead bodies reverting to their human-ish forms. Flying back to his secret hideout he thought of more ingenious ways to make the next Cell Games even sexier... The Cell Games will continue... To say this was made by looking around my room and drawing names/powers out of a hat*, I think this went rather well. *was actually a box.

Conditions have not been met, the day will continue.

Day phase will end approx. 12pm Thursday.

Where did people contact about not recieving their Nintendo Land in their Premium bundle?

VOTESINGS. Jon Dedede (Technically 2) - Nintendohnut, Jon Dedede (test)

Karrie77's method worked a treat for me.

NIGHT SEVEN OVER. SHIT IS GETTING INTENSE. @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @Diageo MAJORITAH IS THREE. DAY EIGHT. INTENSE THE SHIT...

I shall put on my robe and wizard hat.

Go on then. I'll do eet.

Mine wasn't included either (from Tesco Direct) How did people sort out the internet connection with Virgin?

MAJORITAH HAS BEEN REACHED. DAY SIX IS OVER. mr-paul (4) Diageo, Magnus Peterson, Nintendohnut, Marcamillian The group descended on Bruce Banner, his fear counteracting his anger so he found himself unable to Hulk up and defend himself. He was fisted to death. @mr\-paul is dead. He was Bruce Banner/The Hulk. Due to an accident, Bruce Banner was raped by gamma rays and under extreme stress he turns into the Hulk, who seems to have no equal in strength for the angrier you get, the stronger you get. He can use his scientific genius to attack a target with gamma radiation. They will have a choice of having an extra vote the next day or the ability to cancel someone else’s vote the next day. If he was targeted by 3 or more people in one night phase he would transform into the Hulk and smash everyone away. He was Mafia. @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @Diageo @Marcamillian NIGHT SEVEN. GO.

Seriously sounds like a seizurd of some sort. And you're talking to an experienced fitter here.

Awww didn't think it was that bad. Rather enjoyed it. Although the impression that all the guards of the same close are such close buddies that everyone could detect who you were was annoying. Something which never made sense to me, Victoria was meant to be the perfect creation, yet she turns into practically a vegetable when she's not wearing a bloody necklace.

... I really don't know what to say... Almost sounds like you had a fit.

Cell was intrigued. As the numbers dwindled certain people became very popular. Especially the scientist, who simply couldn’t control himself and got really, really stressed. NIGHT SIX ENDS. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @Diageo @Marcamillian DAY SIX BEGINS.

Tesco Direct on the Wii U. Lying bastards... Had work at 1 so a delivery (usually) should've arrived by then, but it wouldn't be unheard of for a package to be delivered later on. So was hoping for an attempted delivery slip which I could take to the sorting office today. But as I return from work I find no delivery has been attemped. Now I fear that when I return from work today I'll find the dreaded slip and no time to retrieve it on Sunday... Y'AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

Last chance for PM's bitches. Day shall begin approx 1pm!

They're too old to be alive in 30 years. Everyone else won't give a shit and call them stupid for not being on the other platform.

I try to aim for the recommended 8 hours, but in many cases that would involve me staying awake until 2am* so I ususually extended it by an hour or so. *Most days I try to be awake by 10ish.

Cell had almost decided to kill one of the characters for fucking around with their votes, but since Majoritah was reached he decided to let the moment slide. Killing Creamy the Spoon was enough satisfaction for now... The town gathered around the pink blob they thought was Kirby, and attacked with whatever they had available to this time. During the beating the form changed... The rest discovered that this wasn't Kirby at all. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @Diageo @Marcamillian NIGHT SIX IS A GO.

If I revealed alignment it would've made the writeup a non-event. Now you can get moist anticipating it.

MAJORITAH HAS BEEN REACHED* Even though the day is technically over you can still chat until I do the writeup when I get home. *Stated so Nintendohnut doesn't consider changing his vote for the 100th time today

I shall join.

AS THEY STANDS. Jonnas (2) - Marcamillian, Magnus Peterson mr-paul (2) – Nintendohnut, Jon Dedede, Diageo Jon Dedede (1) - Jonnas MAJORITAH IS FIVE. MAJORITAH NOT REACHED. CONTINUE.

It's my number one christmas boutique gift item.