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Cell had been busy throughout the day, chasing down someone he had decided to call "Creamy" due to the noise it kept making. As such he wasn't paying enough attention to see if a Majoritah had been reached or not. Having chased Creamy enough for the day he returned to business and checked the votes. Peeps – (4) mr-paul, DuD, Jonnas, Jimbob Jon Dedede – (2) Yvonne, Magnus Peterson MAJORITAH NOT REACHED.

I am hovering in and out the thread due to being at work and sneaking a peek when there's noone at my checkout. When I finish I'll have a proper browse.

As the battle moved to the Triteon Forest, Cell watched the situation develop with glee. The first portion was rather uneventful, a couple of people received some benefits, and some observed others from above. However many people attempted to follow one another and everything looked so circular… And this was intriguing. What interested him was the activity surrounding the mole, he was the target of intrigue that night. As he worked his way underground digging his tunnels, someone tried making holes of their own including a hole in the ground for him, but before he could complete his trap he fell through one of the original mole’s holes. The imitator found himself tumbling through the tunnel and found himself confronted with a magical Shaman. Someone tried freezing the mole after falling through an imitation hole but he was too fast a digger and evaded capture. Sherlock Holmes was busy investigating the cloud creature but didn’t notice the foe coming behind him. Before he could put into place all pre-emptive fight stuff he thinks before a fight he realised his attacked knew far more than he realised. He was beaten to death. RUMMY IS DEAD. HE WAS SHERLOCK HOLMES. Though eccentric and rather unpredictable, no one questions his genius and intellect when solving mysteries. He can either use his detective skills to discover a characters alignment. Alternatively he could follow a player to see who they target, anyone targeting him will be unable to find him as he is a master of disguise, however those intending to kill will not give up so easily. HE WAS TOWN. DAY THREE IS A GO. Alive @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian MAJORITAH IS SIX. Dead @Rummy Cube Sheikah

Has anyone done a mafia where everyone is a mafia member, but of a different faction? Say for example there are threeteams of five, or five of three. And each team is allowed a kill on a certain night, so the battle for mafia supremecy would begin. A turf wars, as it were. An idea that occured to me at work... May play around with the idea.

Not recieved some PMs. Chop chop people.

Yahtzee review to check: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6516-Assassins-Creed-3 I'm worried, is there really not much killing and too much business?

Cube: (7) Yvonne, Rummy, Jimbob, Jonnas, Jon Dedede, Magnus Peterson, mr-paul, DuD MAJORITAH HAS BEEN REACHED! The White Van Man had just pulled in front of another car and stuck his middle finger out the window when the other car beeped, then he drove away breaking the speed limit. Suddenly the front of his car buckled and he ended up swerving off the road. As he found himself driving backwards he noticed the stinger trap spread across the road. The white van hit a tree and he flew out the window. Harmed but a few bruises he got to his feet. The Town stood there, looking rather satisfied that they reached a swift concensus, then beat him to death. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian SEND IN YO' PM SHIT.

Maybe it's the YouTube video which is fapping around with your Chrome?

VOTESINGS. Cube: (6) Yvonne, Rummy, Jimbob, Jonnas, Jon Dedede, Magnus Peterson, mr-paul MAJORITAH IS SEVEN.

Vintage. Established. Time-honoured.

Old. ¬_¬

No idea, I was just wondering if the H+ I've been having on my phone was better.

Due to the alphabet being in a certain order, does that make H better than 3/4G?

The Mushroom was on its way to the Man in the Van before being confronted by three men in suits, they asked if he was ready. The Mushroom spent the rest of the night dancing. A fitness hero was watching a white animal drag a cloud creature into his lair, shortly afterwards he was bombarded with radiation and found himself in possession of a new ability, if only for a while. A master detective was tracking a pink thing before the floor crumbled beneath him, he found himself face to face with a small orange creature who also fell through the ground via tunnels made by a mole. They investigated one another. The pink thing observed the detective from above the ground. An Australian businessman was waiting for the orange creature to pass by his hotel so he could invite him to stay the night. However all he could see was a hole in the ground the direction he was meant to be coming from. The Shaman sat in his hut doing nothing. Carmen Sandiego was tracking her next big steal. However when she reached the place where her target was meant to be, it wasn’t! How could she steal something which was already stolen? Headlights flared up, Carmen had to shield her eyes. Before her eyes could become accustomed to the increase in light a vehicle crushed her. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian MAJORITAH IS SEVEN.

Disappointing. Another example of things not being explained properly. Ah well. That pissed me off no end.

Just going off on a tangent from one of Charlie's tips: 3) After taking a bath or shower there will be excess moisture in the air. To stop condensation forming the windows should be opened and extractor fans turned on. Try to keep the bathroom door shut as much as possible so the moisture doesn’t escape into other parts of your home. I normally write "UZI 9MM" on the mirror when it gets steamed up after a bath/shower. Then when someone else has a bath/shower the message is revealed. Pisses my mum off no end.

I'm going to aim for the usual 24 hour nights/48 hour days. Will end night phase soon. Just going to bitch at some people to send in targets.

I did that when I was at uni, he and his wife came round and used some damp proof paint on the affected area. Didn't really work.

Shits n Giggles. DAY ONE SHIT IS OVER. NIGHT ONE SHIT IS GO. Cell expected as much. Fucking pussies. The first day went by without incident. But this was the build up to something much more exciting... @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian SEND IN YO' PM SHIT.

Cell was proud with what he had accomplished. He wasn't sure if everyone would react positively to the cells he had given them, however everyone has changed just as he planned. He wasn't surprised though - he was Perfect. "Right people, my fun is about to begin at your expense. You have been altered by my perfection, but you shall never be as perfect as I. You will now be divided. Now fuck off." After several Instant Transmissions and concentrated blows the back of heads, everyone was apart from each other, with no memory of who the others were. A select group of people found themselves next to each other with a message for them. They understood instantly and began operations. From on high, Cell floated around, observing and making notes on how to make the next Games even better. Cell wanted pure unmoderated action. He wouldn't interfere unless it was absolutely neccessary and if he did he would be very pissed off. The Cell Games had begun. @mr\-paul @Jon Dedede @Magnus Peterson @DuD @Yvonne @Diageo @Marcamillian DAY ONE IS GO BITCHES.

I went pr0 last night. Took Ghostbuster costume to work with me, finished at 10pm: straight into costume (putting uniform in locker) and to the bus stop. Partying for sisters 30th until 3ish, went to work, changed back into uniform and had a few hours on/off napping until starting work at 7. So ready for comfy bed now.

But then your teeth may get discoloured. Ish. Shit I forgot about that. "Lemonade + cold tea + energy" I think it said. It truly was awful. I only really stick with Relentless now. The safe option.

I'll make that a semi-rule. (Bitching about inactivity can still apply in moderation) Anyone know anyone else who may be interested in this new and exciting game? I have many characters to dole out.

I've tried many varieties of Monster. Didn't like them. I think the amount of chavs I see around here with the Monster 'M' emblazoned on their mopeds/helmets as if it's meant to be cool has soiled the taste. If you wanna try the worst, try KX (Tesco's own I think) it tastes like piss.

Same here, since you just said you got out of your car. But what you did took balls. pr0 balls. Proud of ya.