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So out of all the games in the world the most sensible choice you believe should be remade into a 3DS game is Donkey Kong Country Returns. Bullshit.

It makes me laugh too, that Nintendo would even consider making a game which hasn't even gathered dust yet. No, but it's an obvious bet they've spent a lot of time and resources creating a game which is so recent it makes my balls itch. It's completely unneccessary and even you should agree that there are more sensible choices to remake into a 3DS game. It just seems lazy on their part that they won't have to improve much on the graphics like they did for Ocarina of Time. Donkey Kong 64 would've been much better.

Are birthdays the only time you get anal?

I've seen them in Toy's R Us, was so tempted to get Krang. Ashley, you can link that 30 Rock video now.

Because the bitch on the Bounty advert* can't take a proper bite out of their food. Fuckers! *And the little shit on the Fridge Raiders ad.

I'm working, so I shan't be seeing my girlfriend today, we're exchanging cards and stuff on Saturday. This works out well as she knows I don't have any monies to buy her a card. Payday is tomorrow though, so woo!

People who take unneccessarily tiny bites out of things. This may be more of an adverts that blow thing as I mainly see it happen in the commercials. It's still annoying though

Many Pokémon float around doing fuck all. Shaymin's Sky Forme is quite a smug prick when it does so. Considering the only pure flying type Pokémon is a Tornadus, I guess you're right.

Travellators, best of both worlds.

When I first saw it I thought it was a Fennikin[sp] evolution, but knowing it's an Eevee-lution, all wrong. Everyone knows you're not meant to see its mouth unless it's launching an attack.

Seeing that manga at the back of the Historia shows a Link before Skyward Sword, t'would be interesting to see how that came about. Even if you know how it ends.

Boo fucking hoo.

Eternal Sonata wasn't that bad. Much fun.

Since every episode is something different, Black Mirror is always hit-and-miss. Tonight I just wasn't feeling it.

Old ladies in motorised carts who think that they can ram people aside and that's OK. I saw someone do it at work, she just charged into someone elses trolley, no excuse me, no apologies, nothing. I would've had a right go at her if I wasn't wearing my uniform. Goshdarnit.

Not exactly hidden info. Apart from my mentioning it earlier it's been the canon for quite awhile. But the Clone Wars series is quite entertaining, I've only seen the main "movie" which has Anakin doing some native-American spiritual quest (but by another species in a galaxy far far away).

Slightly confused with part of the timeline. We know that Adventure of Link follows the original Zelda but apparently th beginning of AoL happens beforehand. The part which confuses me and it doesn't exactly make clear is that how Zelda was able to hide the Triforce Pieces for the original Link to find. Did she do it before she was put to sleep? Most troubled. EDIT: Nevermind. Realised my error.

If they have Mace Windu in the new trilogy, naturally it's assuming he survived that Force Lightning raping he recieved in Revenge of The Sith, he's going to be older than fuck. Alec Guinness couldn't sabre to save his life (probably why he let Vader kill him) but if they put enough prostetics on Jackson he might be able to pull it off. Perhaps a movie showing the crazy years of C3PO and R2D2 with Captain Antillies, the wacky adventures those two must've gone through...

I GOT ONE TOOOOOO!! Seems alright thus far. Don't want to read it too quickly so I feel I get monies worth. I say read, there's not much text.

Whether his stand up is brilliant or not, his poetic interludes in the Wipes have been shit and unkeeping with the format of the programme. Saw the latest one this morning. Took a little too long on Mali but was otherwise good.

OOOOH NOOOO. Don't say "we". I recommended we hold off making a kill that night for that very reason.

@DuD GODDAMMIT!!!!

What does the limited edition one have over the regular?

Nah, black is slimming and that's a tiny clock on the wall :p

WHO THE FUCK KILLED YVONNE?! WHO SWITCHED OFF THE FUCKING POWER?!