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Cutscene extending half an hour... Jesus. I find ones which near the ten minute mark are doing something wrong.

Which bit has you stuck? I managed to snag 3 pieces yesterday.

You going to paint those models?

I be town. My power suggests nothing of the sort with lé news. I swapped Cube and ReZ on the first night, Cube posts the news. I swapped Yvonne and ReZ last night, Yvonne posts the news. The only link is ReZ, but I swap powers, not targets. @ReZourceman, are you news related?

I didn't roleblock you.

Nintendo have shot themselves in the foot with the gamepad. That's why developers can't be bothered half of the time. You can tweak the graphics settings and maybe a few other things to port between other consoles but to bang it on Wii U you've got to flip reverse things just so stuff can appear on the touch screen. Which will inevitably be either an inventory or map.

I gave up at Turbo too. The whole cars idea seemed lacking and the fact that the blue Ranger was a fucking kid who beefed up when he morphed topped the shit on the cake. But now I catch Samurai on Five on Saturday/Sunday mornings if I'm up. The acting is terrible and a horrible fisting element on the Red Ranger.

Never touched Magnus. I am Klaus. Cube and ReZ may have enjoyed my action on the first night.

Well I've targetted a few people and it seems to have resulted in the Breaking News thing, which isn't part of my power. I was going to see if it would happen again tonight before confirming.

Skip to around the 1:08:00 mark, for a mass Megazord orgy. I wanna see how the pirate Power Rangers will work over here. They've started selling the megazord for Mega Force here at Tesco now, it's not as if they're even trying with the design anymore. There's barely any transformation happening. It just snaps together.

I was sitting down and whilst I was serving someone I moved a little and got a sharp pain in the nads. It warranted swift investigation.

I didn't really avoid it, so much as ignore it completely , I don't answer to you yet. In fact I'm not even sure what I've done during the nights. I know loosely what my power does but I need another night to test something out. By all means, anyone track me. Tomorrow you may have your answers.

By quite a margin, how many forums did you join?

One time I was at work I thought I felt a lump on my testicles, running full throttle to the toilet to check it out I found out it was just a big spot on my balls. A MASSIVE relief. True story. You'll be fine lasseh

What's going on with the yoga circle of interpretive dance?

I forgot about your role having two elements, apologies. You have proven yourself. FOR NOW. I was going to vote Diageo but majority was reached before

Cup stacking... it's a bloody rip off. They have them at Toys R Us for like a tenner and make it out like it's really extreme.

You mean it was actually open this time?!

So you were able to track your target, are you a reverse tracker too then?

He's probably seen that stupid bitch in action and prepared himself for the denseness.

Another meet I'm gutted to have missed But ReZ, what were you doing with the ladies this time?

Never heard of it.

The original Legend of Zelda - I'm a fan of at least a little direction in games.

Right, I'm taking you to a casino and a strip club Serebii.

Ergonomically there's nothing pleasing about a pocket watch. Aesthetically, fuck yes to the max, but to say a pocket watch is more ergonomic than a wrist watch is plain sillies. The annoying thing is, it looks fucking awesome and I want one, but I can't see me taking outside of the house for fear of it breaking. I shift stuff around a fair bit of work with enough stuff in my pockets to worry about a watch and when out with the gang I either have both main pockets taken up with wallet and phone. Fucking hell... that turns ITV +1 into... ITV +2?!