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Is anyone racing tonight? Thought I'd take my first step into the online Mario Kart world...

Wouldn't mind seeing him myself. But after watching several performances on DVD his act gets predictable: "Have you see what they do in *random place/sport/country*? That's weird you wouldn't see *unique element* in *other related event*! (Impression of last mentioned event with new element from other thing)" Kinda like Russell Howard but less repetitive and shit.

I'm finding 100cc rather annoying. I find myself being fisted on the last lap and ending up (anything that isn't first) with no way of coming back, ruining my three star action. I've unlocked all of the characters and giving each of them a go. But I'm finding myself going back to my favourites. Watching everyone jump when you bang your horn at the starting line - weird.

Just opened it up, got rather confused. Found a site with some downloadable pdf tutorials. Will look at and probably never touch again

Because @Sheikah decided to fist my bank balance courtesy of Humble - http://www.n-europe.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1682829&postcount=66 Decided to give them fifteen dorrah, about £9.20ish

Might have to invest. I don't think I'll have time to think of a game but might be able to fap about a bit.

Whichever one was closest to my thumb, X was usually my weapon button. Also, where the detail may be super kewl, but I've found some items don't stay on for long. Twice I've seen a banana vanish before my very eyes, probably wasn't there for a whole lap.

Way to suck out the feeling of pr0 progression. Bad form Nintendo. Did anyone else take some getting used to for having ZL as the weapon button? I've done 5 50cc's and I still find myself looking behind instead of using my item. Which at the moment is always coins.

I'm not sure I'm reading it right, if I pay 60p I can get the latest version but if I beat the average at six dorrar I get an older version?

WHY THE FUCK IS X TO LOOK BEHIND. IT'S THE GODDAMN SHOOTY BUTTON.

Just got back from work via a trip to Grainger Games, I have it now! As well as the nice Bullet Bill keyring. Must boot it up and plays...

Would you chaps recommend a headset for the online-ness? Grainger Games have this Turtle Beach headset which they're selling with the game for a tenner, wondering whether to invest in one also.

Oooh, how about a male Samus while we're talking about silly things like these. I'm not even gay and I'm getting a semi just thinking about it.

We've all seen how they react when they don't get paid.

We're having a tram system put in our local area and in some parts of town the road layout changes every week or so as they finish one part of the track/new road and then switch to the other side. There's no way an automated car could keep up with such dramatic changes methinks. I concur, it needs some form of manual override portion.

A new Golden Sun. There needs to be a conclusion.

Waddaya mean, the way she seemed to think it was called Kakariko Town at the Hyrule Symphony showed she knew her shit.

They best have Secure Foam.

Shoulda got one with Marti myself, but was too semi-hungover to remember. Got a hug though, which was cool. Here's me at the back looking really into my game. And later on Sunday getting my dreams eaten by a Haunter.

Notebooks, lots of notebooks. I have more notebooks than I have stuff to write about but if I see a quirky notebook I have to restrain myself to buy it.

You want a woman to do that? As we all know, there was only one penis in the Gerudo peeps.

You'd think so. But to get the third no-need-to-memorise-because-it-keeps-changing code you need to have a second code. So to get to my online banking, I have to do the following: Enter my unique bank thing. Enter my password question. [Enter the password on my Smart Key to get another number] Enter the new number given. Finally - Access. To give this a bit more context: Enter my unique bank thing: AB1234567890 Enter my password question: JIMBOBSWALLOWS [Enter the password on my Smart Key to get another number] 1234 - Given 123 456 Enter the new number given [123 456] It's a bit of a shit when all I wanna do is check my balance.