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Maybe it is the clothes. But you don't seem as "hench" as you did before.

Did he actually say "That almost got me hard" in the Wind Waker bit?

You bloody need it! You're skin and bones now!

What an amazingly pointless article.

For some research: All discounted on Steam so got them all for about £11.

These were my main peeps though. Going to uni practically severed everything.

I feel that. Everytime I see a friend out and about whilst at work or passing in the street it's "Yeah, lemme know when the guys are out again and I'll join you" "Yeah definately". Don't hear a thing from them but see on Facebook that they've all gone abroad. At first I thought that it was probably booked before I saw them, but this is happened more than once and it fucking annoys me. When I actually ask if anyone fancies meeting up, they're too tired.

I had a feeling he was being sarcastic because it's so goddam big... Even at its resized perspective it's readable.

I hope there isn't online in this game. One of the things I liked was the ability to switch characters at will, you'll probably be stuck with just one character if they bring in some co-op. It was the greatest way to offer assistance, you're pimpsmacking foes and suddenly an ally (controlled by the computer in a not-so-professional manner) asks they need help. Switch to that character and deliver the beatdown personally. Glorious.

If I maintain a sexy lead with some pr0 driving only to get fisted up the arse by a shell on the last corner, y'all be crazy if you think I aint blamin' no itemz.

~I thought itnwould be random shizzle on greeenscreen, however it looks like a retarded baby of Link and whatever Livingstone/Jackson shit you;ve seen

I'm not a fan of Forum either, but I'll follow the crowd and try and get them to end up somewhere sexier. I've heard of Coco Tang, is it any good? We'll probably pop into Bla Bla Bar and/or Up n' Down Under on our way into the square. I don't know what you look like, so no doubt we'll be at the bar together and not realise it. I'll get served before you despite you being there for ten minutes and give me EEVILs for the rest of the night.

It wouldn't surprise me if one already existed. I do hope that's not aimed at me. I've given it my personal thumbs up since the beginning (page 2, when other people were hating and then changed their minds once they saw it in action)

Not really, we're meeting at Waterfront, although I guess we'll end up in... *sigh* Forum. Dunno about the places inbetween. Where'd'ya think you'll be having the beverages?

NOTTINGHAM WOO! Will be out there tonight getting drunk for a friends leaving do.

Looks like a piece of cheap crap which I'd sell the moment I got it :P

Wow... a new car... Inspiring.

Well worth a tenner I can assure you. Washes the awful taste Assassin's Creed 3 left in the back of your mouth with ease.

If by hype, you mean they provided me with thoughts of "shut the fuck up", then yes. They certainly handed me a ticket for the hype train. Choo-choo.

Not entirely true. You could have the giant horn on the gamepad and have a tiny map and tiny off-tv play screen. It's not ideal though :P

I've only seen the 41 seconds that made up the reaction to the Mega Man Final Smash and the commentator ejaculating has already put me off watching any more. I'm not sure what it is about the Smash Bros. series which seems to make American males constantly shout out the names of characters (See the Pokémon character reveal when Mewtwo was uttered approx. 2000 times), but Nintendo need to make some sort of patch to stop the effect.

There's a fine line between "that's how Mario Kart is" and "getting fisted into a position that you can't return from".

Not really, but to be honest I don't really go for the new game + on any game. Tried it on Tales of Graces f once, but then my PS3 needed to have its memory wiped when it was fixed and didn't bother again.