Jimbob

Congrats on three years Rez. I was planning on staying in tonight, but now am off out this time to sort myself out. Just came off from talking to my ex, which was a bad idea now i look back on it. She just bought all the memories back which took me 3 months to get over it. And also my mates don't give a monkeys about me.

Welcome back dude, and good luck doing up the house it does sound like it needs work from your description. And also, hope everything goes ok for the funeral.

£12 from Woolworths And also, 3 new shirts 2 of them for work and 1 for nights out

Now that is impressive stuff. I have to hand it to you, you have done a marvelous job there. And i am pleased you had the patience to do it as well, because i don't think i would have enough patience to make something like that. What is next on the list of giant paper models then.

Last night was a brilliant night, until SHE showed up. Seriously, i haven't spoken to her since Wednesday 19th at 11:30pm until Friday 21st at 9:15pm and between them times, i was good and happy because she wasn't annoying me as she always does. Last thing i said to her on Wednesday was when she asked what time i am going to the pub, i said when i am good damn ready. Then, she called me a few times over the next 2 days, of which i didn't answer the phone to her once. Had a night out on my own on Thursday, which i needed. So, back to Friday. Brilliant night, then she showed up of which i can't stop her from doing so and she said a few things to really annoy me and wind me up, between all the talking i was taking shots back, think i had 10 aftershocks and 3 tequillas and lime, so i was a little pissed by 9:45pm. And then the funny thing is, she asked me to go outside with her for 5 minutes alone. So, what did i do i walked off out the back door and walked to another pub and didn't tell anyone where i went. She makes me physically sick these days now, and it took me a week to be sick of her. And then, my mates found me in the local club 15 minutes later alone watching the pool. They wanted to know where i had gone to, and as i was explaining, she showed up once again which caused me to down the 2 pints i had and disappear once again at 10:30, this time more drunk. No-one knew where i had gone and my phone was ringing consistently from all my mates ringing it, inc her. Got home about 1am, went straight to bed and no-one has seen me since 10:30pm last night. And today has been good so far as well, did all the housework, washing, hoovering and i had to clean up the garden debris from the strong winds we have been having.

Mine arrived on Wednesday, haven't had time to play on it as of yet. Still busy finishing the first one, which i am nearly there on i think. Should have a chance over the weekend to play this.

Its just me and a few others in work today, well by a few i mean 4. And it is very quiet. So quiet in fact that i have spent most of the morning on the phone to my mates and generally plodding along with my work. Seriously can't wait for 4pm to arrive 2 hours and a bit to go from now

Ok, got given a shed load of work to do tomorrow which will be interesting to see if i can do all of it in one day, be a challenge.

Or Adrian Chiles. Who else isn't doing much these days who could be placed presenting the F1

Makes me laugh a little bit, BBC drop Neighbours to Five and get Formula One back after what was it now, 12 years or so. A much better program and one that i may start watching again. Just have to wonder who they will use to present it, and will some of the presenters who lept to ITV come back to BBC.

Yesterday, i did my club duty with my "murder" friend, all went ok and neither of us said anything to annoy each other. I didn't say anything to annoy him but some people sensed a little tension between us because neither of us looked eye to eye. Today, well i got 1 more day and 2 1/2 hours before i get 4 days off. At least i get double pay and a day in lou of which i am taking on the Tuesday to get myself the 4 days.

I don't mind helping people and doing good deeds, in a way they actually make me feel good inside that i have done something to benefit others which is enough satisfaction for me.

We've been mates for about 3-4 years now, met him through another mate. He has lunged at me with a pool cue and gets angry at the littlest of things, always storms off in a strop and threatens everyone who annoys him. I'll try and leave it a couple of days, but everyone is going to figure there is something between me and him and they will try to dig it out of one of us. May try again on Friday when i see him on his own and try to get to the bottom of this.

Yeah, it has been on my mind all day long, worse than ever when i wasn't talking to anyone. I don't know, he got upset when he told me Tuesday morning and again in the evening. May have been an accident or he just really hated the person who he killed. Positive, he never lies about anything thats why we are such good mates Believe me, there is only one person can piss him off enough and that my friends is the girl who was all over me on Friday night last week. The only thing i could do really is stay clear of him and sit else where and walk home with someone tonight and don't be alone with him.

Austin Powers - Goldmember Third movie in the trilogy, one of the funniest as well. A bit oot with the mole, but still quite a good series of events. 9/10

Early hours of Tuesday morning, of which i was drunk my mate told me that he had murdered someone a few years ago and as i was drunk i thought he was joking so i walked off and said to him doubt it. So i call him up last night in the pub, i was drinking coke and he was doing some bingo calling somewhere and i asked him again if what he told me was 100% truth, and he said it was all true and he would rather not talk about it again. I'm all ripped up inside and feel sick. I havn't seen him since he told me, it makes the awkwardness between me and my female mate of what happened at the weekend seem like nothing and now it is going to be awkward talking to him now as he is capable of killing. Don't know what i can do, i can't tell anyone else about it either otherwise i will most likely lose all my friends and so will he. And i have to see him tonight down the club on duty and i sit by him at the top table.

Men Behaving Badly - Series 4 4th series of the hit sitcom, one of my personal favorite series as well 9.5/10

Tesco, for £8

My biggest guilty pleasure is gaining a measure of retribution on people who seriously piss me off. And when i mean seriously, i mean seriously. Please read my weekend post in the How was your Day thread to understand why. I have other pleasures, which will be revealed later.

Day is currently going good at the moment, it got a lot better when i was told that i get a 4 day week and that girl who i ranted on about earlier is going away on the weekend, peace and quiet all round for me for 4 whole days, bliss. Am planning something huge, something i havn't done in 3 years and that the last person who really pissed me off suffered badly. It's a 3 stage plan which involves stage one part 1 in having a night out tonight with my mates minus the female one. And as she is going away on the weekend, i should have a great weekend and hopefully pull someone over Easter.

Agreed, everyone cares about St Davids Day, St Patricks Day and St Andrews day. When it comes to the day of the English Saint, St George, i see no celebrating except with me and my mate who drink an English Beer or 3 that night anyway. Happy St Patricks day anyway to all the Irish, i will celebrate as well with a Guinness in return that you celebrate St Georges Day with an English Beer.

Weekend, lets see Friday Work was good, finished a great deal of stuff and had lunch out at a pub. Came home later, got changed and went out with a few mates at the Measure, which is great to go to on a Friday night. Having a few drinks and a laugh and next thing i knew, i got my female mate feeling me and my other mate up then taking him outside and trying to get on with him, which refers to attempting to play tongue hockey and trying to give him a bj, which he told me later on when he came back in after pushing her away because she was a little drunk but enough sober to keep herself in control. He tells me she is crying of which i go and see if she is ok, next thing i know she asks me to kiss her of which i say ok, but only on the cheek. Of which she turns it into tongue hockey and i got everyone in the bar cheering when i come back in, guess they saw it all. Even got a pint bought for me as well. Then later on she tells me she loves me and always has for a long time, she also told me when she was sober that she tells the whole truth when she has a drink. By 1am, i had enough and left her at her place and headed home, gave her a goodnight kiss and went home. Called my other mate who refused all that she attempted to me and we stayed up with a few cans drinking until 5am. Saturday 9am, got up and went into town and bought a new pair of shoes and some shirts and shorts. Came back to my female mate coming up the road heading to mine. She then apologizes and says she made a fool of herself that night. I then asked her if what she said was true last night and she said it was 100% true. Went to hers and decided to go clubbing that night in Chepstow. But before that, watched all the rugby at the club. Arrived in town at 8:30pm, got asked for ID in 3 places when buying drinks before heading to liquid at 10pm. Night started off fine in Liquid, until 11pm when she was bragging to everyone that she shagged me Friday night and we were a couple, which pretty much nulled my chances with all the single females that night. I got punched in the face because i was English, she ignored me all night and made out with 19 guys while i couldn't pull anything more than a £10 note out of my wallet, no girls would talk to me as they believed her 100%. Got seriously pissed off at 12:30am because no-one would talk to me after what she was saying about me that night, so pissed off that i left the club took my coat and my stuff and walked the 10 miles home in the rain and wind, took me 2 hours but i made it. She called me at 3am and asked if she had annoyed me or ignored me in anyway that night to cause me to leave, of which i said yes in everyway possible now leave me along you f'n biatch. Put phone on silent, sent a text to her that i am at a mates that night so don't even think of looking for me and went to bed. Sunday Got up 5 minutes before a cash count at my club, of which i had to do with my mate Rob. Told him about the whole night, and he was pleased that i left her alone in town, told my mate Andrew and he was pissed off at me until i told him the reasons and then he calmed down and was pleased that i left her. Once again, she was calling my phone and i ignored it everytime. Until i had no choice but to walk past her house at 3pm, and she came running out in her PJ's asking me to come into the house and speak with her, i ignored her until the alley then turned back and we had a good long chat of which she apologized for everything and promised to not do that again (when have i heard that before). Spent the afternoon with her, then came home. Preparing to go out tonight for a quiet pint at the club as i speak. Ranting over and done with, finally.

Men Behaving Badly: Series 1-3 Currently seen 3 of the 6 series, worst of all 3 is the first one. Harry Enfield doesn't suit his own part, let alone the series. The sit-com picks up when Neil Morressy joins in series 2 and when it crosses over to the BBC in series 3. Good sit-com so far, 8.5-9/10 for all 3.

I get Official Xbox Magazine, and now and then the Official Nintendo Magazine and Top Gear magazine.

I'm quite good at this sort of thing, so i passed the passing bit but i didn't see the bear until later, so failed on that part