Wesley

I can't really relate at the moment because I have a girlfriend with some nice healthy sex and a nice social life. But we can wait 5 months when she dumps me and I want to die, and then we can talk!

A sexy Sony Ericsson T630.

I'd make my dick bigger. (And I'm just waiting for someone to say, "why is it really small?)

PC World is a great shop as long as you make sure when a salesman comes up to you just say, "Look, just. Just, fuck off. Yeah?".

No as in, I was going out with my ex when he asked her out.

That's pretty fucking low, man. I remember when this guy asked out my last ex and I was ready to pull his teeth out, because guys like that just suck.

If you wanted something nice looking on your wall you should of got a guitar with a wall stand. The chicks would so dig it . . .

Yes it's an easter egg, they thought it would be cool to arrange this all, even creating the font before hand. Sorry, watching Peep Show, feeling sarcastic.

World War 2. Nah I kid. Erm . . . I don't know.

Nintendo Black would be the coolest Nintendo console name ever.

Aracade Fire - (Funeral) Finally something truely different that doesn't totally alienate your listener! I've been begging for one of these sort of albums since The Dears last one. Wolf Parade (Apologies to the Queen Mary) - One of my favourite bands finally release their first album! Elbow (Leaders of the Free World) - One of my favourite bands go back to their Asleep At The Back-ish routes which was nice, I do actually perfer their last album's sound, but still: Lovely stuff!

I may see you about, I go to 6th form in Sleaford and I'm pretty much there all the time. If I do can I shout abuse at you in the street, maybe a call you a racist? And if you see me, well, I look like my avatar but short hair at the moment.

Can someone delete Wesley from Lincoln? I didn't know it had Sleaford so I need to add that instead.

Super Mario 64 Perfect Dark F-Zero X Zelda: OoT Super Smash Bros Melee

At last an auto-update feature! I hated having to download the whole thing all the time.

GAME in Lincoln have a really small space, that is sort of misplaced in the middle and took me a few minutes to find, where as GameStation do have a larger section, one for the new games and one for pre-ownded - yet I can foresee these getting smaller.

If you want a really, really good bassist then look to jazz bands. The best bassist in the world is Jaco Pastorious. Yuo really won't find any better bassists than you do in jazz. BUT. You insist on rocky music, so erm . . . I dunno.

Damnit I lost the bid!

I haven't got anyone anything yet and don't have a clue what I'm getting them. So I've decided to be simple (and cheap) and only spend thought on my girlfriends present and buy everyone else chocolates.

F-Zero GX, Metroid Prime and THUG.

That's a good idea - but surely not with such rubbish games like PN03?

I like to buy a new Tony Hawk game to play on boxing day.

I had hoped they had all died in some way since their last pop album.

Wow it's Carlos! Hey, Carlos!

I saw the Nintendogs advert inbetween South Park on Paramount a few times.