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For once, our absolutely unfair "First Past The Post" system we use might have actually been a good thing. The thought of Reform making up 14% of Parliament is not a nice one.

Liz Truss missing in action in her seat. Promising. EDIT: Nope! There she is! She lost by around 600 votes! We have a Portillo moment, people! And with that fantastic note, I'm off to bed! Not even a speech from her? Not surprised.

Thankfully, Reform are not performing as well as the initial exit poll indicated. Of course, 4 Reform members is 4 too many... Other notable cabinet members losing their seat include include Grant Shapps, Gillian Keegan, Johnny Mercer, and Lucy Frazer. There's more I'm forgetting, but it's a new record for cabinet ministers losing seats. (10 currently) Just waiting to see if Liz Truss will join them before heading to bed. EDIT:

Jacob Rees-Mogg lost his seat! The Haunted Pencil is gone! I never would've dreamed it! And that means Labour officially has a majority! Now to see how big it'll be.

Right, it's Friday, best day for NSO multiplayer! Seeing as we did Perfect Dark last week, Four Swords is the logical choice. Gonna mention @Nicktendo, but if anyone else wants in, give me a shout. If we end up with more then 4 people, then 2 groups will be the way to go. I can organise that, so don't be shy about wanting in.

Holy crap, that "Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB" run was insane! Literally, the only good baseball game I've ever seen! And proof that a dog can play a SNES game better than me. Highly recommended!

Not even Farage's inevitable smug grin can bring me down from that exit poll!

Having enough time for 5 GPs is certainly a new one!

This is where I fall, by the way. We really don't want to actually have to be called "Europe", you know, it just got fixed!

You'd be surprised. With how the item boxes work there, a lot of improvisation is needed to keep up.

Tomorrow evening is normally the day we set aside for NSO multiplayer, so that works too.

Sooooo, you're voting Tory then?

Man, I have been waiting for that to go on sale for bloody ages!

What am I supposed to do with that!? 12 games on Wuhu Town? Nah, we're going with this instead. Summer Games Done Quick is currently ongoing, so let's speedrun the N-Europe Get Together tonight! These are the 12 shortest tracks in the game (thanks to @BowserBasher for getting that info), and we're playing them with the Mushrooms Only setup. See you at 8pm! (Lobby opens at 7:45)

Oh boy, it sure is! Especially with Kirby!

Then you don't get to complain about anything.

VOTE. That is all.

Threads over. You're not getting better than that. Journalists, hire this man. Please hire him, take him away from us so we don't have to deal with his puns!

Right, who's up for Four Swords? I'm thinking that either 6pm and/or 9pm (UK Time) will be best for me, due to Mario Kart at 8. I can do both, I'm flexible. Gonna shout out @darksnowman, @Jonnas, @Nicktendo, and @Ashley. I'd shout BowserBasher, but I don't need to, he'll notice, and I can just tell S.C.G over voice chat later. If any of those times work for you, let me know, and we can figure things out from there.

Intriguing. Especially the alerts thingy. Would save me the hassle of having to look back to see who is actually interested. That reminds me, need to head to the GBA NSO app and tell everyone I'm up for Four Swords tonight.

I just got a pop-up for that, and immediately came here to make that same joke. But yeah, very swish update, thanks for the hard work, you guys!

Unless that game is Undertale, then we totally can!

Welp, it was nice while it lasted. Maybe we'll get a proper Crazy Taxi in another 20 years...

Agreed. Glad I tried it on Dcubed's Switch before committing. Far too confusing to play.