Perhaps we're a little more realistic? There's not much point in speculation at this point, we know little more than a codename and a promise of "something unique", which we got with the DS, Wii, 3DS and Wii U, so we're not that surprised about. We can throw around crazy ideas but they'll really just be a waste of energy.
The one thing many of us do know is that we don't want the marketing fiasco that lead to the Wii U paling miserably in comparison to its living-room filling, money-printing, powerhouse of a predecessor.
You need to stop taking such personal offence to everything. Discussion is discussion, whether it's joyous babbling or realistic debates, people only want to talk about the things that matter to them. Instead of the whole meta-rage we constantly spiral into, try out some new concepts like: debate, consideration, empathy.