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/me thinks everyone is a closet homosexual with all these bum jokes.

 

Old Man: stop tinkering with the car, and tinker with my ....

Younger Man: Go shave your beard fatty

 

::shrug:

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A new method of getting mechanics to work faster: get an older man to stare at them while they are working so the mechanic will work faster to get away from him so people stop making jokes about them being gay and the older guy being a pedophile.

 

Enough with the pedophile jokes...:horse:

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Kid: Hmm...*leftie....loosie...rightie...?* balls...

 

Old Guy: Hey Boy...hey boy...you look mighty cute in em jeans. Now how's about you come on over here, and fuck me up the ass?

 

I'm a bend over now....hmmmmmm.....aaaaaaah....

 

Hey boy, slow down...

 

you gonna mess around and come too fast...make me get mad, I'll clench up ma but cheeks and rip your dick off.

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^sorry dude but that was un-necessary!

shall we make a rule that any jokes related with Homosexuality or sex can not win? it does get slightly tedious.

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Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

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Well, I found all the bum jokes hilarious, but then I do enjoy a bit of unrefined, crude humour.

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So if i stick this into my car i´ll be able to divide by zero?

 

haha good one, made me laugh.

 

 

 

 

My try:

 

That's no 710 part, son. That says OIL.

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Marty, I'm sorry. But the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.

Genius.

 

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Kid: What's the problem here?

Old Man: I'm trying to hide it but, well... my right arm is stuck to this car

Kid: Uh, OK... Maybe this'll work

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Kid: We have all the processors, drives and microchips, why won't it work?

Man: I believe that we are out of blue-laser diodes.

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