DiemetriX Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many NE members do we need to change a light bulb? 1 Person to change it and write a topic about it. 12 tell about their own experience about changeing light bulbs and explaining other ways the topic could/should change it. 4 tell why no to change light bulbs 3 people to criticize the grammatical errors in the topic. 5 to complain on the complainors. 5 to fix the grammatical errors and stop the flaming 6 argue if it's a light bulb or a lightbulb. 1 looks up "light bulb" on wikipedia 3 clame they work with light bulbs 7 complan that this topic should be in the Tech/PC Talk forum. 30 deffend why the topic bellongs in general discussion 1 post pic / movie off his superior changeing skills. 8 posts links to info and pics on other light bulbs 2 corrects the broken links Dabookerman -> Post's pics of a asian chick that came upp on google search while he looked up light bulbs. 4 quotes him with the image and says "shes hot!" 6 quote what's been posted and add a "me2". 3 quotes the "me2" posts and adds a"me3". 13 are annoyed the topic starter did't look it up on google. 3 says the topic is stupid 4 starts by saying "OLD" or "in before lock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many NE member do we need to change a light bulb? Dabookerman -> Post's pics of a asian chick that came upp on google search while he looked up light bulbs. 4 quotes him with the image and says "shes hot!" 6 quote what's been posted and add a "me2". 3 quotes the "me2" posts and adds a"me3". 13 are annoyed the topic starter did't look it up on google. 3 says the topic is stupid 4 starts by saying "OLD" or "in before lock" Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Only one person says in before lock and thats fresh! Therefore, your post is incorrect :p Heh, thats pretty much what happens in a popular topic here though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many emos? 2, 1 to change it, one to cry about it. How many therapists? 1, but the light bulb has to want to change. How many skaters? 1, but it takes him 42 tries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many NE member do we need to change a light bulb? 1 Person to change it and write a topic about it. 12 tell about their own experience about changeing light bulbs and explaining other ways the topic could/should change it. 4 tell why no to change light bulbs 3 people to criticize the grammatical errors in the topic. 5 to complain on the complainors. 5 to fix the grammatical errors and stop the flaming 6 argue if it's a light bulb or a lightbulb. 1 looks up "light bulb" on wikipedia 3 clame they work with light bulbs 7 complan that this topic should be in the Tech/PC Talk forum. 30 deffend why the topic bellongs in general discussion 1 post pic / movie off his superior changeing skills. 8 posts links to info and pics on other light bulbs 2 corrects the broken links Dabookerman -> Post's pics of a asian chick that came upp on google search while he looked up light bulbs. 4 quotes him with the image and says "shes hot!" 6 quote what's been posted and add a "me2". 3 quotes the "me2" posts and adds a"me3". 13 are annoyed the topic starter did't look it up on google. 3 says the topic is stupid 4 starts by saying "OLD" or "in before lock" It's members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiemetriX Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 It's members. haha. No comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Don't forget the three needed to complain about how Sony stole the whole light bulb concept from Nintendo and the five to comment on how the Wii is doomed because of it's lack of light bulb based features. Part of me wants this topic to turn into the parody you put up, irony in action. Anyway old one featuring Irish stereotypes, how many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? One to hold the bulb and 60 to turn the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to blow himself up and 100 to protest about this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 We had this topic a while back. I think loads of people added more points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to blow himself up and 100 to protest about this joke. Lol that made me laugh. It's rather true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 In before lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieter Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 In before lock. seconded. So...many...spelling...errors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 In before lock <- my phrase hands off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 waht splelnig erors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubechris Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 cahning a lihgt blub is easi no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Isn't this sorta thing like, really old? I remember reading almost the exact same thing somewhere before. Might've been here even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balfron Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb? ... "change??????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 In before lock <- my phrase hands off. Hmm, funny the phrase i hear you say most is "OH GOD YES!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Isn't this sorta thing like, really old? I remember reading almost the exact same thing somewhere before. Might've been here even. It was here, as I said earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Hmm, funny the phrase i hear you say most is "OH GOD YES!!" What do you do to make him say that ay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Boo Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Crikey your grammar is awful (quote 'complan') did they teach english at your school? just kidding i know you put in a few errors in for fun and i thought this post was great! P.S i dont usually complan about spelling errors." - What a great idea for a thread! hes obviously a light thinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to blow himself up and 100 to protest about this joke. Funny, but that post pretty much sealed the fate of this thread. Lock before in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeporagaebora Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, the hard part is getting them in the lightbulb. That's all I've got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meik Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 1 person to state that the band "lightbulb" is shit, and that heavy rock music is better 5 people to post sexual innuendo regarding the term "lightbulb" 1 girl to post why she likes lightbulbs 1 person to quote the above girl and comment on her opinion 1 person to completely disregard the topic and announce that he loves Letty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_jr Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 1 person to write a very long LOL. 1 person to add "Ones" at the end of their exclamation marks. OMFGROFLMFBO!!!!!1111 1 person to do both in one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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