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For achievement 5 (sep-poo-ku) type "kill yourself" in the command box

 

for Achievement 8 (Shitting at the starting gun) type "shit" where you would normaly type "play" to start the game.

 

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I don't know what to do about the others, I've tried everything I can think of.

 

Check your pants.

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You don't need to type "go inside bathroom" or "go bathroom" or "go toilet". Just type "shit in toilet" after taking your pants off.

 

1. Pull door, remove pants, shit in toilet

2. Remove pants, shit

3. Just shit

4. Shit with your pants on

5. Type "die" or "kill"

6 and 7. Check pants, take pills, fart lightly, wait.

8. Shit before the game begins

9. Just wait

Final award: achieve all others

 

 

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King of Shit, woot.

 

Anyway, saw this the other day and immediately thought of you guys.

 

This one...kind of just reminded me of ReZ and his cheesy film trailer.

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This one...kind of just reminded me of ReZ and his cheesy film trailer.

 

Good god, that is absolutely fantastic. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

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I got up to the bit with the pearl. How do you avoid it?

 

Not sure myself. Eventually he stops losing health...which leads me to believe that you have to destroy the pearl, maybe?

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Don't know if this has already been posted, but its some youtube fun.

 

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if the youtube thing dunt work:

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I loved.

 

When words cannot describe how good someone is.

 

Can you actually beat it?

 

I got 3 million and something...

 

I got up to the bit with the pearl. How do you avoid it?

 

Not sure myself. Eventually he stops losing health...which leads me to believe that you have to destroy the pearl, maybe?

 

I beat the game on easy, the only time I died was at the pearl, after I used a continue, I realized that you can actually touch the crab without taking damage. So you just move around with the beams that come out of the pearl.

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I beat it. Was about 10 rockets away from beating him when I died, meaning my score would have been in the region of 38 million. As it is, I got 4 million. ¬¬

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We need more games like this, I´d be willing to pay for a longer version of this.

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It reminded me a lot of Raiden X, it's pretty old but every time I find it again I play it all the way through because it's just that addictive

 

http://www.raidenx.net/

 

Awesome game, probably a repost but oh well, and a hell of a lot longer than the awesome crab game, it's like an extended edition of that.

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Jeff Dunham is one of the few human beings to be completely made up of a golden combination of win, awesomeness, and brilliancy! :bowdown:

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