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Is my sarcasm getting more and more cryptic nowadays?

 

Sarcasm on the internet is usually as succesful as teaching someone to swim via phones

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I love my stick.

*mwah*

Awesome :D

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I'd say pirates, but then again, they are prone to scurvy

 

Scurvy can be prevented by drinking Gin and Tonic with a lime slice. Its why the drink was invented. The tonic water used to help with malaria (I think) but it tasted like shit so they put gin in it. The lime was added later to prevent scurvy.

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Scurvy can be prevented by drinking Gin and Tonic with a lime slice. Its why the drink was invented. The tonic water used to help with malaria (I think) but it tasted like shit so they put gin in it. The lime was added later to prevent scurvy.

It's also why some Americans call English people "Limeys"- English sailors used to suck limes to ward off scurvy.

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The tonic water used to help with malaria (I think) .

Yeah, that would be the quinnine in it.

 

but it tasted like shit.

 

Yeah, the quinnine again i'm afraid.

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Pirate Ninjas? Or Ninja Pirates? Best of both. Pirates still stink though.:laughing:

 

No, just no. Theres nothing good about being a pirate, if you fuse them together you just get a sneaky bastard that falls over alot (drunk).

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Yeah, that would be the quinnine in it.

 

 

 

Yeah, the quinnine again i'm afraid.

 

Yup, although modern day tonic water contains about a 1/12th of the doserequired to treat malaria. (yes, i am that sad to know that..)

 

Also, i quite like tonic water whereas everyone else seems to hate it :(

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now i'm not entirely sure about this....but don't Pirates fund terrorism??!?!

 

Shouldn't someone put a stop to this?!

 

It is their constant search for treasure which is taking this world to a whole new level of evil!

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now i'm not entirely sure about this....but don't Pirates fund terrorism??!?!

 

Shouldn't someone put a stop to this?!

 

It is their constant search for treasure which is taking this world to a whole new level of evil!

 

Well ninjas work for people that want to take over the world

pirates just want theyre booty.... the lesser of two evils


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