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The Official Ninja's vs. Pirates threat


demonmike04

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A popular question for years, who really are the best?

 

I was talking to people about this on MSN today and yesterday and some people seem to think Pirates rule the roost. No way, thats bull crap. Ninja's are much cooler.

 

I look at a Pirate and think "Your too drunk to scare me"

I look at a Ninja and think "Fuck.."

 

Not only that, but not only are pirates always visable and not scary, Ninja's could be any were ready to own your ass.

 

So what do you guys think? Pirates? Or Ninja's?

Oh yeah and explain your choice...

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Pirates, obviously.

 

Ninjas wear all black, which obviously is to make them look slimmer. They got pwned in the Recess Movie and would never win in a fight against Jack Sparrow.

 

Pirates are fearless against any foe, also the sea, and scurvy and such. They are also ferocious fighters.

 

The best pirate though is a PirateMonkey. Just awesome.

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out of those two, ninjas by far kick the most ass. A single ninja could easily take out a sjip full of pirates. silently taking out each pirate one at a time, and a throwing star > blunderbus. I can't believe anyone would think pirates are cooler.

 

Chris the ninja pirate would beat them both however.

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A Ninja could kill anyone with relative ease, especially silly Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

I thought we videogamers would know to fear Ninja's from witnessing the power that Shinobi and Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden) possess.

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Well, this is a tricky one. A year ago I would have said pirating would be a more preferable life for me than a ninja.

 

However, the life of sodomy isn't for me, plus Pirates of the Carabbean totally ruined the life of a pirate for me. Plus, I don't want STDs.

 

So yeah, ninjas win. Kick-ass moves all the way for me. (wow, forth time I've said "for me". Now fifth.)

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