Posted July 14, 2006 She was a borin cyber partner. She wanted me to do all the work. It was like fuckin' Ronaldinho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 She doesn't seem able to handle the power of The Baron though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Obviously I overloaded her with my Juggerskillz. lol obviously. yay im in your picture haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Yes you are truly special. She told me she was 14. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 I truly am. She told me she was 14. Isn't that somehow illegal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Isn't that somehow illegal? I'm only 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Why does a fourteen-year-old girl want cybersex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 for masturbational purposes of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. = ROFL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. Ah I see now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 haha that is pretty damn funny, nice one! I also loved the Rhinocerus one that pedrocasilva posted j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. LOL ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 I'm LMAO'ing here, EEvil's great too. This thread needs to be stickied, everyone should see this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 This is pure gold, YOU HEAR ME! Once I get my MSN account working again, I really will have to try this out, and of course, be insane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 It's been ages since we've had something like this here. I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard at something on the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 What I should have said there was; 'wow, she's bored of real sex already?' I feel that would have been wittier. LOL, she would be scarred for life and develop sexophobia. "So that's what real sex is about? I'm nor virgin anymore!! I'm goin' to call all my friends right away!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Me and my friend Farhaan had this somewhat homo-erotic convo a while ago but i'm not sure if I should post it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 This is some of the funniest shit I have read in ages. Good work people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 Me and my friend Farhaan had this somewhat homo-erotic convo a while ago but i'm not sure if I should post it. You've mentioned it so you have to say it now! Also, yeah, some pretty funny shit going down. Good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 The Juggernaut says:I'ma gonna shove my entire fist up yo ass. ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ Æ’ιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: WHO ARE U The Juggernaut says: Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch! The Juggernaut says: Pimpsmack yo' ass. The Juggernaut says: I got a 19 inch Juggerwang and it's stiff for YOU then she went 'offline'. LMFAO!!! OMG i LOLed at that really loud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 once again, EEvil proves his Donacity. that was genius =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 You realise this is probably a kid, in IT class with all his mates, laughing at you and passing around your email address as the biggest idiot they've ever talked to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2006 LOL! On one of the lines i accidentally read your msn name as one of the lines. "Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors?" and I was thinking "WTF you actually said that to her when she said what would you like to do with me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
