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Yur fucked up?! when was the last time you got some actiong ehh??! scerw it, im bein an assholle again.

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two 14 year old girls, having cyber sex

 

win

That was the plan :p

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What we need is someone new, to add her. then invite her into a mass group convo, where we - for want of a better word, Gangrape her.

 

Thats sir, is the best idea i've heard all day.

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Oh man guys cmon we have to do im gonna learn some mc dicko lines off by heart so I can quite literally dicko her!

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right guys (and girls, looks at sarkas_girly) we need a new cyber girl. if any of you find a suitable partner then invite all of us into a massive conversation with her.

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Haden <> Beck says:

hey

·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ Æ’ιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says:

who the hel are u and were u get my addie

Haden <> Beck says:

im mc dicko and got your addy off the streets

·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ Æ’ιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says:

who the fk are u u stalker

Haden <> Beck says:

im stalking ryhmes thats all I stalk hoe!

Haden <> Beck says:

most of my gfs already got fucked in the 5th grade

·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ Æ’ιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says:

im gonna noke u out if u cary on u perv

Haden <> Beck says:

my oh my you should know me

Haden <> Beck says:

many hoes try and get me killed so they can get their next fix

Haden <> Beck says:

cupid broke my heart with his little bow

Haden <> Beck says:

mc juggernought wants some superme loving

Haden <> Beck says:

are you listening to me!

Haden <> Beck says:

im mc dicko

Haden <> Beck says:

I aint that thick

Haden <> Beck says:

you got 2 choices

Haden <> Beck says:

happiness or death

Haden <> Beck says:

MC DICKO!

 

(BLOCKED)!

 

Ah well it was fun while it lasted. :hehe:

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I think she's gonna get a new addy now.

 

She unblocked me.

 

Sammles says:

I kick open the door and see that you are masturbating, I sit beside you and join in. We race to see who is the first to cum, naturally I win. then I start to carress your body with my nipple

 

Sammles says:

however my nipple starts to swell, it gets bigger and bigger until finally it explodes in a huge mess of bloody fireworks

 

(BLOCKED)

 

 

I was gonna write a whole book as well.

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http://www.urlmaker.net/url.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2Fget_video%3Fvideo_id%3DP8mXPtCZDd0%26t%3DOEgsToPDskIOeESNieeZBx-tN49fsrQ_

 

Click there, inside do "save as" in the URL, and when the download is complete change the file extension to *.flv .

 

(Thanks to the forumer Meroigo for that usefull page)

 

If that's the Juggernaut Bitch I managed to download the Flv of it from teh Fox, but I can't remember how I converted it to a movie file... Argh!

 

As for the Gangraping, this needs some preperation. I'm going to have a word file of Juggernaut phrases I can slam in so I don't waste precious time typing the golden shizzle. Everyone have an alias!

 

 

Haden, that MC Dicko was legendary. Him and The Juggernaut should definitely team up for future projects.

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OK my first attempt at undercover rapage didnt go down too well.

 

 

Man Of Steel says:

hello there

 

Man Of Steel says:

would you like to be saved from a lifetime of celebacy?

 

·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says:

hu is dis

 

Man Of Steel says:

this is your saviour bitch

 

Man Of Steel says:

how would you like to come to my ice cavern and make it hot?

 

·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says:

oo kwl kwl g2g nw cya scary person

 

·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says:

oo

 

·# ·$38ѕ·$11α·$38ω·$11ѕ·$38н·$11α ·$38·@ιоνєѕ·@ ?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿·$38?·$11¿ says:

BRB

 

 

Don't worry. The man of steel is never beaten.

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My second attempt was even worse

 

 

Man Of Steel says:

well miss biatch how would you like the honour of sucking my cock?

 

·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says:

fuk off

 

Man Of Steel says:

so you wanna go all the way ay?

 

·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says:

go fuk ya mum ya retarted animal

 

·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says:

NO

 

·$20•°¤*(¯`° (·$4 ℓιℓ נєѕѕ ℓν ιи ℓιℓ вяα∂єу·$20 ) °´¯)*¤°• ·$30ℓυνιи ѕχ¢ вяα∂єу 4єνα ·$20 *εїз*broke ma foot*εїз* says:

i dnt even wanna speal 2 ya

 

Man Of Steel says:

nice suggestion

 

Man Of Steel says:

do you wanna fuck her with me?

 

(BLOCKED)

 

 

I'm gonna take a rest for a while. It seems the Man of Steel is a little rusty.

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Wow I tried it, and all I got was "Bog off" before she blocked me :p

 

It takes a gentle touch. That's why my last four attempts didn't work.

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This reminds me of the time i posted a link to this chavs blog page, and everyone just terrorised it. I think i might find another one again.

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I tried having a go with this one person. Thanks to EEVIL for the addy.

 

 

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

who r u

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

...can you not see my picture?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am the mr stay puft marshmellow man

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com- "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

oh yeh course, my mistake

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

yes, so you should be sorry

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

are you a god?

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

no

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

RAY!

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

y

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

are you a god

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you say

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

YES

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ur one of those internet weirdos arent u

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i exist in the real world too. Some might say that i am half marshmellow and half soap

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

hmmm

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i need a favour

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you see....

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

being a marshmellow man, its very difficult to find mating partners

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

so, you human will just have to do

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

how about u suck my dick

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

hmm, interesting

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you are the first woman i've come across to have both sets of genetalia

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

this could be interesting for our sexual adventures

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

do you want to go on top? or shall i?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i must warn you

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am heavy

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ok internet perve...why dont u fuck off and go have a wank

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

cant you see my picture?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

my arm is way too small to do that

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

what is the matter?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i have mastered in the art of dirty talk, we can try that if you want

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ok tosser who r u really

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am sitting on the bed...licking my big fat white lips

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

EWWWW

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

I think i'm gonna heavve au revoir!

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

my mouth is like a gaping hole, waiting for you to enter me with your man-ness

 

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I tried having a go with this one person. Thanks to EEVIL for the addy.

 

 

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

who r u

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

...can you not see my picture?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am the mr stay puft marshmellow man

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com- "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

oh yeh course, my mistake

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

yes, so you should be sorry

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

are you a god?

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

no

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

RAY!

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

y

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

are you a god

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you say

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

YES

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ur one of those internet weirdos arent u

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i exist in the real world too. Some might say that i am half marshmellow and half soap

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

hmmm

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i need a favour

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you see....

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

being a marshmellow man, its very difficult to find mating partners

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

so, you human will just have to do

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

how about u suck my dick

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

hmm, interesting

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you are the first woman i've come across to have both sets of genetalia

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

this could be interesting for our sexual adventures

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

do you want to go on top? or shall i?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i must warn you

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am heavy

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ok internet perve...why dont u fuck off and go have a wank

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

cant you see my picture?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

my arm is way too small to do that

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

what is the matter?

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i have mastered in the art of dirty talk, we can try that if you want

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

ok tosser who r u really

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am sitting on the bed...licking my big fat white lips

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

EWWWW

 

http://www.brackenhurstbiatch.piczo.com - "nothing even happened at that G-Unit summit coz we got bombed" ... "marie.u mean G8 summit" says:

I think i'm gonna heavve au revoir!

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

my mouth is like a gaping hole, waiting for you to enter me with your man-ness

 

[blocked]

 

 

That was hilarious! I love Ghostbusters, and the way you worked in all those jokes made me laugh quite hard! :) Well done!

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Me and Fierce met a guy who likes to be beaten up by women. Heres the result.

 

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep has been added to the conversation.

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

this is the guy i was telling you about

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i want to ravage him with my teeth

Haden <> Beck says:

oh fuck yes whats his asl?

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

20/m/uk

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

oooo 20

Haden <> Beck says:

ripe for a beating!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

18/f/UK

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i'm horny

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

wna cyber?

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

where in uk

Haden <> Beck says:

19/f/uk I want a fucking slave

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

liverpool

Haden <> Beck says:

same

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

yeah i will cyber

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

wicked

Haden <> Beck says:

will you pick up my fuckjing bra!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

do you mind if we both join in?

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

we're horny as fcuk lol

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

no i dont mind

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

cool

Haden <> Beck says:

FUCKING PICK IT UP THEN BITCH!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i'm lying down on my bed

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

picks up bra

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

playing with myself

Haden <> Beck says:

now EAT IT!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

and i see you walk in

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

then, i shrivel up due to the cold

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

damn, its so cold in here

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

somebody turn up the heating

Haden <> Beck says:

EAT MY MOTHERFUCKING BRA

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

eats the bra

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

fuckin british gas as useless lol

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

 

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

*rings up british gas*

Haden <> Beck says:

WHAT DOES IT TASTE OF BITCH!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

yes

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

is it...sexy?

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

your (picture of breasts)

Haden <> Beck says:

YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS MY GRANDMAS WHOSE DEAD!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

calm down

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

its going to be ok

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i'm wet

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i'm dripping everywhere

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

somebody plug me!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

FIST ME HADEN!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

FIST ME!

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

i start to push my cock in

Haden <> Beck says:

OK SLAVE HERES A PLUG

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

WTF?!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you sicko

Haden <> Beck says:

WTF ARE YOU DOING!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

where's the foreplay?

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you dont just shove your cock in a woman

Haden <> Beck says:

DID I SAY YOU COULD COCK HER

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

you gotta make her excited first

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

wtf

god i am so tired even though i have been to sleep says:

sorry mistress

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

gd

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

now

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i am eating an orange

Haden <> Beck says:

PICK UP THE ORANGE PEEL FFS!

Oh Ah Uh-Oh Oh! The Hounds Of Love are coming says:

i cant, i seem to have fallen over and lost all my clothes

 

Then he left! :shakehead Ah well fun while it lasted.

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