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"do u know how much a polar bear weighs"...no..."so do i i just thought it may break the ice" - this has worked it may be very lame but it got a laugh hehe

 

A better finish would be "Neither do I, but it breaks the ice".

 

Sig's too big BTW.

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When mating season arrives i just wear bright colors, make a big treehut and run around the market with my arms flapping yelling 'WRAAAAAGH WRAAAAAGH!!' to attract the females. When one of them shows interest i show them my nest where the youngs could be bred perfectly.

 

 

But that's not a pickup line, is it.

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me walking into the wrong lecture room today and having all the students stare at me got the attention of some girl, or maybe it was because of my trench coat, or my zelda twilight princess t-shirt (no seriously) who knows.

 

oh she had a boyfriend before anyone asks, and yes, 1 of the 4 modules is still a manfest.

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"Hey, I bet you a drink that I can kiss you without touching you"

Kiss girl

"Oh well I lose, what can I get you?"

 

Clive Owen uses a similar one in the film Derailed...

 

Clive: I bet you $10 i can kiss you without touching your lips

Jennifer: what? ok...

*Clive kisses Jennifer nice and romanticly*

Jennifer: woah

Clive: Worth every cent.

*hands over $10*

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"My two favourite things are commitment and improving myself."

 

I got that one from Futurama, and god help us all, it actually works.

 

Telling a chick you're a homosexual also yields disturbingly succesful results.

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"My two favourite things are commitment and improving myself."

 

For some reason that just reminded me of:

 

"There are two types of people in this world, People who are intollerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch."

 

On topic:

 

There's always Quagmire's:

 

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together>"

 

And if theres two of them:

 

"I don't wanna cum between ya.... Or do I?"

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This one works best in a crowded bar or on the dance floor:

 

*"Accidentally" lightly knock/kick girl, ideally on some seggestive body part if possible*

 

"Oh I'm sorry, here, let me kiss it better..."

 

Inspired by a true story.


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