Bowser57 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "do u know how much a polar bear weighs"...no..."so do i i just thought it may break the ice" - this has worked it may be very lame but it got a laugh hehe A better finish would be "Neither do I, but it breaks the ice". Sig's too big BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monopolyman Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Are you a farmer? because you sure know how to raise a cock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 When mating season arrives i just wear bright colors, make a big treehut and run around the market with my arms flapping yelling 'WRAAAAAGH WRAAAAAGH!!' to attract the females. When one of them shows interest i show them my nest where the youngs could be bred perfectly. But that's not a pickup line, is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 me walking into the wrong lecture room today and having all the students stare at me got the attention of some girl, or maybe it was because of my trench coat, or my zelda twilight princess t-shirt (no seriously) who knows. oh she had a boyfriend before anyone asks, and yes, 1 of the 4 modules is still a manfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Ill be your milk, if youll be my honey. Dont be shy girl, I cost no money!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Hey, I bet you a drink that I can kiss you without touching you"Kiss girl "Oh well I lose, what can I get you?" Clive Owen uses a similar one in the film Derailed... Clive: I bet you $10 i can kiss you without touching your lips Jennifer: what? ok... *Clive kisses Jennifer nice and romanticly* Jennifer: woah Clive: Worth every cent. *hands over $10* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Are you a farmer? because you sure know how to raise a cock" Its puerile but I love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Are you a farmer? because you sure know how to raise a cock" Brilliant Best one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Cringeworthy but hey: The word of the week: Legs. Let's you and me go spread the word at my place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "My two favourite things are commitment and improving myself." I got that one from Futurama, and god help us all, it actually works. Telling a chick you're a homosexual also yields disturbingly succesful results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Boo Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Hey, my name's king boo and i may not be Freddie Flinstone but i sure do know how to make your bed rock ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Hey, my name's king boo and i may not be Freddie Flinstone but i sure do know how to make your bed rock ! that has to be taken out of blinddate surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 "My two favourite things are commitment and improving myself." For some reason that just reminded me of: "There are two types of people in this world, People who are intollerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch." On topic: There's always Quagmire's: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together>" And if theres two of them: "I don't wanna cum between ya.... Or do I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Jordan, i think yours is more in the tune of a Quagmire style one: "Hey there! How old are you?!" "sixtee.." "eighteen! perfect lets go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 You forgot to quote the rest: girl: Mom!!! Quagmire: I like where this is going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 You forgot to quote the rest:girl: Mom!!! Quagmire: I like where this is going... Ah awesome, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arragaun Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 More Quagmire: "Hey ladies, ever been penetrated?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 hahaahahaahaaha. that's genius. "Bond. James Bond" best line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorrit Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Nice shoes, wanna fuck? I've actually used it once, and it sorta worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Here's one i have actually used: "How about dinner tonight, i'll let you pay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Nice legs, what time do they open? haha, it worked once as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 This one works best in a crowded bar or on the dance floor: *"Accidentally" lightly knock/kick girl, ideally on some seggestive body part if possible* "Oh I'm sorry, here, let me kiss it better..." Inspired by a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Does this smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 ...What the crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Im scared. Hold me Jordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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