arab_freak Posted September 22, 2012 Posted September 22, 2012 Do you remember the PC Bomberman game called Atomic Bomberman, which featured voices from Billy West and Charlie Adler? Well, here's some lines that were removed from the game that could be found on the disc (contains swearing) . More can be found here: http://www.cracked.com/article_20022_the-6-worst-ideas-nearly-included-in-great-video-games.html
ReZourceman Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 NSFW, not safe for work. Not safe for anyone, really. I am about to tell a story about a really funny thing I did on Friday. It had me in stitches, but some people will find it ; Disgusting and weird. Possibly. Anyway, I have to tell people so fuck it; So I'm on Chat Roulette, or Chat Random, and obviously there are shit loads of guys masturbating. I was like "........." potential idea. So I got my webcam out, and....got my penis out. Turned the light on (low light) and gave it a little test. I pulled my entire ball sack over my penis, and pulled it up as much as possible, with one finger pressing the centre down more, to create a crease - with the low light, looked a little like a vagina. I was ready for my first victim. Sure enough, a dude is masturbating and he suddenly acts shocked....women are quite rare on chat roulette, apparently. He says like "Hey" etc, and I...pretend to be masturbating (flicking the bean) and with a good camera angle and slight of hand, I mastered a technique that looked like I was inserting two fingers. Anyway, so this went on. I asked questions like "Want to see my pussy juice" and licked my fingers, and showed it webcam (Ha!) and yeah, didn't want guys to take it too far, so after that.... Drop. Just lets my whole dick fall out in all its glorious goodness. Seeing them jerk/shit themselves was absolutely fucking hilarious. A pretty weird prank, but it was just....amazing.
The Peeps Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 On the one hand it's a funny prank... on the other hand, you made me imagine your penis area in far more detail than I'm used to...
ReZourceman Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Yeah. Apparently I have quite large balls/ball sack. There was some male nudity for my friends birthday last week.
Caris Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 I almost pissed myself at this a few hours ago, thought I'd share it. http://www.photoshoptroll.com/mustache/
arab_freak Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Seeing them jerk/shit themselves was absolutely fucking hilarious. A pretty weird prank, but it was just....amazing. Very funny, but I think it's too much of a hassle to pull it all off (plus you're doing everything with one hand, assuming you never take your other one off your junk). I use ManyCam to prank people on ChatRoullette. Just run the program and download about a dozen looping .gifs of hot chicks or whatever you fancy and troll away. If you're looking for .gifs you can start by Googling "manycam gif" http://www.manycam.com Here are my favorites: I usually talk them into getting naked or whatever, then while they're caught in the act I quickly switch to this golden .gif Hilarious.
MoogleViper Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 @ReZourceman please tell me you recorded that? Yes, I want to see it.
Mokong Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 @ReZourceman please tell me you recorded that? Yes, I want to see it. If you have, don't be posting it publicly here please
Iun Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 NSFW, not safe for work. Not safe for anyone, really. I am about to tell a story about a really funny thing I did on Friday. It had me in stitches, but some people will find it ; Disgusting and weird. Possibly. Anyway, I have to tell people so fuck it; So I'm on Chat Roulette, or Chat Random, and obviously there are shit loads of guys masturbating. I was like "........." potential idea. So I got my webcam out, and....got my penis out. Turned the light on (low light) and gave it a little test. I pulled my entire ball sack over my penis, and pulled it up as much as possible, with one finger pressing the centre down more, to create a crease - with the low light, looked a little like a vagina. I was ready for my first victim. Sure enough, a dude is masturbating and he suddenly acts shocked....women are quite rare on chat roulette, apparently. He says like "Hey" etc, and I...pretend to be masturbating (flicking the bean) and with a good camera angle and slight of hand, I mastered a technique that looked like I was inserting two fingers. Anyway, so this went on. I asked questions like "Want to see my pussy juice" and licked my fingers, and showed it webcam (Ha!) and yeah, didn't want guys to take it too far, so after that.... Drop. Just lets my whole dick fall out in all its glorious goodness. Seeing them jerk/shit themselves was absolutely fucking hilarious. A pretty weird prank, but it was just....amazing. Pricks, er, pics or it didn't happen.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 24, 2012 Posted September 24, 2012 Seriously, what did those prudes expect when engaging with a street performer? XD
MoogleViper Posted September 25, 2012 Posted September 25, 2012 So many people with absolutely no sense of humour. They wound him up, don't engage a street performer if you're be a whiny bitch.
Dog-amoto Posted September 26, 2012 Posted September 26, 2012 Some great reviews here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348674162&sr=8-1
bob Posted September 28, 2012 Posted September 28, 2012 Oh god! The tasche! The wall calender! The little peek at the end! It's all too much!
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