Tales Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Haven't written in this thread in a long while. Sorry about that. As for the above topic, all I know is that drinking from a whiskey bottle at 6 am on your way home and then go to sleep is not a good idea. Worst Sunday ever.
martinist Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 anna know hoew drunk i am? I drank Bvinegar! thants how fecking frdrunk i am!!
gaggle64 Posted June 30, 2013 Posted June 30, 2013 anna know hoew drunk i am? I drank Bvinegar! thants how fecking frdrunk i am!!
drahkon Posted July 6, 2013 Posted July 6, 2013 Almost drunk and it's 8.30 pm over here. Who cares, I will hit on 18 year old girls tonight. /pervert
Nolan Posted July 7, 2013 Posted July 7, 2013 Dehydration is a large cause of the hangover. I use to get fucked up on 151 and chase with water. I'd drink 2-3x as much water as alcohol and wake up good. The other trick is to wake up drunk still and then sober back up. Also, Bananas, or Potassium in general helps. Not sure if it helps to sober up or helps hangovers...but something like that.
flameboy Posted July 7, 2013 Author Posted July 7, 2013 Dehydration is a large cause of the hangover. I use to get fucked up on 151 and chase with water. I'd drink 2-3x as much water as alcohol and wake up good. The other trick is to wake up drunk still and then sober back up. Also, Bananas, or Potassium in general helps. Not sure if it helps to sober up or helps hangovers...but something like that. What else has potassium I'm allergic to bananas! I've tried the same wake up drunk thing but then somehow developed a hangover during the course of the day.
Nolan Posted July 7, 2013 Posted July 7, 2013 What else has potassium I'm allergic to bananas! I've tried the same wake up drunk thing but then somehow developed a hangover during the course of the day. According to Wikipedia... Foods rich in potassium include parsley, dried apricots, dried milk, chocolate, various nuts (especially almonds and pistachios), potatoes, bamboo shoots, bananas, avocados, soybeans, and bran, although it is also present in sufficient quantities in most fruits, vegetables, meat and fish How much water do you drink if you wake up drunk? I usually suck a bottle or so down right away. Sometimes before hitting the bathroom even.
martinist Posted July 13, 2013 Posted July 13, 2013 Went to a BBQ, got wasted as shhirt, deal with it bitchQ!
flameboy Posted July 14, 2013 Author Posted July 14, 2013 I'm at a cottage in the middle of nowhere.... Everyone else is drunk... I can't drink cos of my tablets for ankle, sucks Arse!
Raining_again Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 I always come in expecting @martinist to have fucked someones ma
Murr Posted July 15, 2013 Posted July 15, 2013 Friday was beerfest. It was good. I got drunk. Beerfest finished at 11:30pm. Wetherspoons is still open at this time. So the great idea was to go to Wetherspoons for a few more pints. When I get there I meet up with my friend randomly. We decided it'd be a good idea to go to his house after Wetherspoons for more beer. After a few more drinks, I look at the time and realize it's 3:30am. I make my way to bed (still in my friends house) climb into his bed where his wife is sleeping and proceed to cuddle up to her. My friend comes upstairs laughs, takes a picture and texts my fiance this. She replies "He's your problem now!" I fall asleep in this bed with my friend and his wife till 4:30am. Wake up and stumble home. I have to be up for Football at 10:30am. So I'm up, go to my friend who went to beerfest with me's place. He's asleep on the sofa with a barf bucket next to him. I go into his spare bedroom and lie down, and fall asleep. At 1:30pm this friend then comes upstairs to wake me up saying we've Missed Bristol City vs Glasgow Rangers as we've both slept through it. We had tickets for this game already purchased. Between Friday Night and Saturday afternoon I spent more time in other people's beds then my own. Saturday afternoon was then spent monging out in a paddling pool with ice pops. To some it up. Beerfest was good.
Jonnas Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 you know what'smannoying? I only had , like two beers (honeybeers). I know I'm a lightweight, but I got a bloody test tomorrow morning, and I feel dizzier than ever. I can try to start the new Gentleen's dauy now, n ot much effort. But it might turns out a mbit meh. (Also, this post was brought to you by the no-backspace, no-left-warrow rule. There?)No Question mark intedned))
Josh64 Posted July 21, 2013 Posted July 21, 2013 You need a pint of water and a strong curry and/or pizza.
Jonnas Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 I don't know how much a pint is, but I had a fair share of water last night, both during dinner and shortly before bed. Not nearly enough. You see, an oddity about Germany is that their buildings are completely inept for heat, so it's actually harder to stand the heat during the summer. I woke up at 6 AM, sweaty and dehydrated. My first ever hangover, even if only slight. Feeling like crap because there's no cold place to go, and the one thing I can take now to make it better is coffee... and there's no iced coffee here (none that tastes decent, anyway), so I'll have to take it hot. This is just going to be the best exam ever
Josh64 Posted July 22, 2013 Posted July 22, 2013 Haha oh no, there's nothing worse than waking up all hot and bothered! But my god, I think you're dodging a bullet by not having any iced coffee, that stuff is nasty. I hope the test went well anyway!
martinist Posted July 26, 2013 Posted July 26, 2013 Guess what? I'm sober not really, i'm compkletely off my face, and i'm ciomming fdor yer ma Also dfhurry up and ewrite xzombie aids Arthur! for fuxk sake! Write it!!! you pirommised me!!!!!! I swear you bdetter write it!
S.C.G Posted July 27, 2013 Posted July 27, 2013 I've had a few drinks tonight, but I donm't really feel drj unk at all... I suppose I must be at least a little bit though as I seem to be partially losing my ability to type properly... ... or not. Hmm I must have sovbered up already, kind of, you can tell that I reallt don't peroperly drink that often... it's probaberly for the best. :p
Jonnas Posted July 27, 2013 Posted July 27, 2013 Haha oh no, there's nothing worse than waking up all hot and bothered! But my god, I think you're dodging a bullet by not having any iced coffee, that stuff is nasty. I hope the test went well anyway! Don't know how I missed this, but thanks I tasted Iced Coffee once and it wasn't too bad, but knowing Germany's history in coffee taste, I believe you're right about that bullet At least the exam went well. It was made easier for me since I was an exchange student. The problem is that waking up hot and bothered is going to be the definition of my last week here in Germany. I can't wait to get back to Portugal where it's easier to handle the heat.
Jonnas Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Definitely think the heat had more to do with it, as I felt much better after showering. (Also, for the record, the beers were mugs, not glasses)
Raining_again Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 I always come in expecting @martinist to have fucked someones ma Guess what? I'm sober not really, i'm compkletely off my face, and i'm ciomming fdor yer ma Also dfhurry up and ewrite xzombie aids Arthur! for fuxk sake! Write it!!! you pirommised me!!!!!! I swear you bdetter write it!
martinist Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 A bottle of whitw wine and a double snigle malt whisky, drung mother fuckre an d i'm all'ever yer ma!! and write zombie aids arthur for fuck sajkes!!!
drahkon Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 A bottle of whitw wine and a double snigle malt whisky, drung mother fuckre an d i'm all'ever yer ma!! and write zombie aids arthur for fuck sajkes!!! Who he fuckm is aruther? Fuck yo maum because! I drunk. es I am. A mate throuhg up0. THe whole fucking nivht and his girlfienr was bpussedt. so i mafde everyrhing work out again beucvase Im the man. BUt. I didnt get laid. So get me your mom.
flameboy Posted August 4, 2013 Author Posted August 4, 2013 Back in the ernland and lvoing it on a night out mike1998898888k ansd kiving it and now he us philiposzing abiut docot who.
drahkon Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 BUt. I didnt get laid. So get me your mom. That might be the greatest thing I've ever written.
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