ReZourceman Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Went to a noodle bar for lunch with fellow forumite Wesley. ...¬_¬ lol. it was good. Got told about an awesome website I'm not sure deserves mentioning but I'll mention it anyway. http://omegle.com/ - Talk to strangers. It pretty much ends up talking to idiots that want to have a bit of fun but sometimes you'll get the one person who'll you'll have a good conversation with. My lecturers are pretty awesome. Today he came up to me, asked me if I was doing work (to which I replied no) and then asked me if I wanted to play Counter Strike. Then told others to join in. Ridiculous. Still I shot him the back of the head so it was all good. This website is amazing, it will provide so much fun. Copy and paste any interesting conversations in here. Be sure to spoiler tag. 3324 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA HUNNY You: OKIES You: Hay Stranger: hai You: Hows you? Stranger: DON'T YOU THINK THAT CAPS LOCK MAKES ME SEEM INSANE, EVEN THOUGH I'M ACTUALLY SPELLING AND USING PUNCTUATION CORRECTLY? Stranger: WEIRD, ISN'T IT? You: Its a nice balance. Stranger: INDEED You: Its lulling me. You: Into a false sense....of security. Stranger: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF ME You: May I try? Stranger: YES, DO TRY You: OKIES You: THIS IS PRETTY COOL! Stranger: IT IS! You: BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER Stranger: I HAD BANGERS AND MASH, AND PEAS Stranger: WIN. Stranger: I BET YOU HAD TOAST OR SOME SHIT You: NAH You: I HAD TESCO MICROWAVEABLE KORMA AND PILAU RICE. Stranger: WAS IT NICE? You: It was wicked. I like their microwaveable Korma. You: Pretty good. You: Shits all over Tikka Massala tbh. Stranger: Nice one. You: So we gonna fuck or what? Stranger: I might try it sometime Stranger: i dunno man, are you male too? You: Yeah man. You: Lets fuck this shit up. Stranger: Ah, I'll pass I think. You: Sure? You: No worries. Stranger: Yeah, thanks though! You: NP. Polite and everything. Edited April 2, 2009 by ReZourceman
Caris Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Hahaha, another forum i go on has a thread about this. We were having a little competition to see who could have the best convo, i won with this: 491 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lol You: hi im alice Stranger: hi alice You: asl Stranger: im matt You: ? Stranger: 19 m UK Stranger: You? You: 11/f/wales You: wot town r u frm? Stranger: HAHA Stranger: fuckind Stranger: Im welsh too You: dnt say dat Stranger: Im from Newport You: my mum wil see Stranger: I am i swear Stranger: lol You: lol i am 2! Stranger: 11 my ass You: lol how did u no Stranger: No you aint You: im 14 Stranger: Where abouts in Wales are you from? You: i said newport 2 Stranger: oh yeah You: we shuld meet up Stranger: which part? Stranger: which part of newport are you from? You: do u want 2 meet up my bf just dumpd me lol You: malpas You: u Stranger: LMAO You: ? Stranger: i cant believe you're from Newport You: y Stranger: I used to go to Bettws You: rly? Stranger: high school Stranger: yeah lol Stranger: I am in the navy now You: lol i no sum1 who gos there Stranger: how old are you? You: we shuld meet up lol uu single? You: 14 Stranger: im single You: i have had sex tho Stranger: im 19 though You: hav u had sex? Stranger: yeah You: wot u doin 2moro? Stranger: i've had 2 different partners Stranger: you got msn? You: ive had 1 You: no You: wot u doin 2moro? Stranger: I cant meet you lol, your 14 You: y not Stranger: you're too young lol You: how Stranger: what school do you go to? You: my ex said i was th best he had he was 18 You: not sayin unles u meet p wit me Stranger: haha Stranger: nice try You: met me afta skwl 2moro? You: if i tel u Stranger: you tell me what school u go to, and ill consider it Stranger: =) You: u hav to promise Stranger: ..... You: fair iz fair Stranger: lol You: plz You: im lonley Stranger: why though? You: sinse my ex dumpd me i havnt seen anova boy since You: plz? Stranger: what dyou wanna do? You: You: 4 u 2 find out lol Stranger: lmao You: yes or no Stranger: I will meet you, and we can go for coffee. thats it Stranger: yes or no? You: Holy shit nonce!
Tellyn Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 For ReZ and darksnowman. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: JUMA Stranger: WTF You: JUMA Stranger: POO You: JUMA Stranger: POO FACE You: JUMA Stranger: YOU You: JUMA Stranger: POO You: JUMA Stranger: ON YOUR MUM You: JUMA Stranger: IN HER EAR You: JUMA Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. You: Wow, that's deep. Stranger: Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils You: Um, are you just shouting out random philosophical sentences? Stranger: No they all mean something like this one: Stranger: Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Stranger: or even this one Stranger: It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Stranger: Tanking heed ? Stranger: taking * You: I see what you mean. They're true, indeed - and funny. :-P Stranger: I am the being of the qoutes You: Quotes are great, indeed. Stranger: have another: Stranger: Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! You: Haha! Oh so true! Let's see if I can remember some ... Stranger: Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. You: "Women are like tornadoes: When they come, they're wild and wet, but when they leave, they take the house and everything witrh them." It's a little mean, but funny nonetheless. Stranger: Oh so true, Stranger: Where are you from then fellow quoter ? You: Denmark. Small country up north where it's cold. You? Stranger: Ireland Stranger: Why omegle ? You: Some dude on a forum I visit encouraged us to try it out, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Stranger: Same i heard it was random so i thought fuck i, im a random type of person so i had to see it You: Yeah. "What could go wrong?" I thought. Reading through some of the other conversations that people have posted, I realised: "Everything!" Stranger: Hahahaha well then enjoy omegle and drink the carlsberg up, im going to quote some more people Byeeeeeeeeee xx Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or else you will DIE Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 i've been having fun with this site for days now its so funny
martinist Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! <: You: hey You: PANCAKES! You: joo like teh pancakes?! Stranger: yeah ! You: fuck yeah j00 like teh pancakes! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shino Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Stranger: Oh thank god! I had a dream last night you left me forever! You: damn... You: I was about to be a troll You: and then you say something like that Stranger: Games aren't needed between us You: weird Stranger: The bond we share is too strong You: feels like talking to those bots Stranger: Thanks! That's what I was going for You: haha nice! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Mong You: IOLIIOLIIOLIIOLIIOLIIOLIIOLIIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 2, 2009 by Shino
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: !iH Stranger: oh my Stranger: asl You: ?tahW Your conversational partner has disconnected.
EchoDesiato Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 You: oh hay there Stranger: Hi You: so, you're a stranger eh Stranger: i am hah You: so am i You: we have so much in common Stranger: lol Stranger: where do you lie? You: usually in bed You: you? Stranger: live Stranger: lmao You: how'd you get here? You: me, a link through a forum Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Raining_again Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: mudkipz You: o hai der Stranger: billy black? iz dat u You: i is in your tubes stealing ur billys Stranger: awwww damn. Shortest convo ever
Caris Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GREETINGS STRANGER Stranger: hey You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER You: WHAT YA BUYING? Stranger: what You: COME BACK ANYTIME Stranger: you are strange^^ You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: what You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
Nicktendo Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 'Sup Stranger: Where are you from? You: Compton, CA You: u? Stranger: no Stranger: you are gangster? You: yeah homie Stranger: I am a cop You: I'm reppin from the east si-ede You: holy fuck Stranger: ha ha ha You: Shut yo bitch ass, yo aint no cop You: you a sucka Stranger: lie Stranger: hhahahahahhahaa Stranger: you know gremio? You: why you frontin, g? Stranger: football , brazil , porto alegre You: wuz that shit, bitch? Stranger: fyou are homosexual Stranger: football soccer Stranger: brazil You: MAN, shut the fuck up You: I ain't no homosexual, am a playa Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: you like football soccer? You: yo gonna fell my gad on yo neck You: what's that shit, David pussy beckham/ You: HELL NO Stranger: ronaldo You: football is American football You: Ronaldo can suck ma dick, beyatch You: (in a non-gay way) Stranger: American football is so necking You: wtf? necking? Stranger: i dont speak inglish Stranger: i speak portuguese Stranger: sorry You: Hola, que tal? You: oh wait that's spanish Stranger: spanish speak pokito Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: como t'apelle tu? You: DONDE ESTA LA PISCINA? (where is the swimming pool) You: Bi-lingual beyatch Stranger: piscina? You: swimming pool, sunshine Stranger: no no Stranger: sea You: Eu não quero morrer sozinho (I don't want to die alone) Stranger: ha ha ha Stranger: ? You: eu te amo (I love you) Stranger: hahahuahahhahaa Stranger: you speak portuguese? You: That's Portuguese remtard Stranger: how old are you? You: 9 You: you? Stranger: 18 You: are you male, yes? Stranger: you is kid Stranger: male You: AHHHHHHHHH Don't touch me! Stranger: ahhahahaha Stranger: go studies child! You: você me dá nojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You make me sick!) Stranger: uhaeuheauhaehuehueauea Stranger: you speak portuguese? You: farewell, SUCKKKKKKKKKKA!
EchoDesiato Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey sugar Stranger: whats ur name You: christina You: yours? Stranger: scott You: where are you from Stranger: where abouts are you from? Stranger: nottinghamshire uk You: hey me too! You: wanna cyber? Stranger: where abouts in nottingham u from You: or do it irl, since we're so close You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Then I disconnected
weeyellowbloke Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities. You: OMG You: How did you know You: Please don't kill me Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. You: ARRRGH Stranger: This is automated response. Your messages will be sent to the HQ. You: that's it, I need to get out of here
DuD Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 You: im 14 ......... Stranger: I will meet you, and we can go for coffee. thats it Stranger: yes or no? You: Holy shit nonce! Thats simply brilliant I'm gonna have to have some fun with this
LazyBoy Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: pie or cake? Stranger: how are you? Stranger: both Stranger: coke of pepsi? You: thats a lie, no one likes both the same You: pepsi Stranger: I do Stranger: they both tasty Stranger: mmmmmm pie/cake You: then you are an unhonest man sir You: or mam You: mam or sir You: question mark Stranger: don't call me either Stranger: i work for a living Stranger: and when people call me sir it reminds me of my father You: so your preferred title is.. Stranger: Specalist You: that works, so specialist, elvis or te beatles? Stranger: there both gay Stranger: up or down? You: up You: tea or coffee Stranger: coffee You: where you from? Stranger: USA You: makes sense, you guys aren't big tea drinkers Coffee loving c**t
Shino Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 'Sup Stranger: Where are you from? You: Compton, CA You: u? Stranger: no Stranger: you are gangster? You: yeah homie Stranger: I am a cop You: I'm reppin from the east si-ede You: holy fuck Stranger: ha ha ha You: Shut yo bitch ass, yo aint no cop You: you a sucka Stranger: lie Stranger: hhahahahahhahaa Stranger: you know gremio? You: why you frontin, g? Stranger: football , brazil , porto alegre You: wuz that shit, bitch? Stranger: fyou are homosexual Stranger: football soccer Stranger: brazil You: MAN, shut the fuck up You: I ain't no homosexual, am a playa Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: you like football soccer? You: yo gonna fell my gad on yo neck You: what's that shit, David pussy beckham/ You: HELL NO Stranger: ronaldo You: football is American football You: Ronaldo can suck ma dick, beyatch You: (in a non-gay way) Stranger: American football is so necking You: wtf? necking? Stranger: i dont speak inglish Stranger: i speak portuguese Stranger: sorry You: Hola, que tal? You: oh wait that's spanish Stranger: spanish speak pokito Stranger: hahahahahahaha You: como t'apelle tu? You: DONDE ESTA LA PISCINA? (where is the swimming pool) You: Bi-lingual beyatch Stranger: piscina? You: swimming pool, sunshine Stranger: no no Stranger: sea You: Eu não quero morrer sozinho (I don't want to die alone) Stranger: ha ha ha Stranger: ? You: eu te amo (I love you) Stranger: hahahuahahhahaa Stranger: you speak portuguese? You: That's Portuguese remtard Stranger: how old are you? You: 9 You: you? Stranger: 18 You: are you male, yes? Stranger: you is kid Stranger: male You: AHHHHHHHHH Don't touch me! Stranger: ahhahahaha Stranger: go studies child! You: você me dá nojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (You make me sick!) Stranger: uhaeuheauhaehuehueauea Stranger: you speak portuguese? You: farewell, SUCKKKKKKKKKKA! HAEUHAUEAHUEAUEAH = BR
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Mundi Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Mine: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Abra uses teleport You have disconnected.
EchoDesiato Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hey there Stranger: asl You: 15/F/US You: you? Stranger: 16.m.il Stranger: pics? You: wanna cyber? Stranger: sure. Stranger: u got any pics? You: im a bit shy Stranger: thats fine. I just want to see what I'm working with lol I couldn't keep going, I don't want to see some 16 year old's wang.
Mundi Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 I love this guy: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 9 or 45? You: Cake Stranger: Pie You: 3.14 Stranger: lol Stranger: Glock or 1911? You: Glock Stranger: it goes kaBOOM you know. You: That´s my way of thinking Stranger: As long as you are cool with that You: If it goes off it gets me off Stranger: LoL Stranger: arfcom? You: What now? Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,––-,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,––-,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,––-~~’’’’’’~––,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~––-~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,––~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~––‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,––~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘––,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,––. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/––‘ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LazyBoy Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Stranger: whazzup You: Pokemon trainer gary sends out pikachu Stranger: Пашол нахуй, наркоман! You: pickachu is confused You: pickachu hurts itslef in its confusion Stranger: Бля... школоте спать пора Stranger: спи сука!!! You: Belarus by any chance You: ? Stranger: schoolboy, I hate you. lie down to sleep. tomorrow at school!!! You: haiku
Ramar Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 You: i'm a firing me laser! Stranger: .. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Brief.. but I had fun.
UziT Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 eeeeer Stranger: Hi You: hey there! Stranger: Whats your name? ^.^ You: how are u?! Stranger: I'm horrible, actually. Stranger: You? You: awww, whats wrong? You: i'm good and my name is Tariq Stranger: I just found out that I'm bisexual You: aww, who told u? You: :P Stranger: My mommy. You: poo Stranger: She said "Son! You're a little faggot." You: well, hope everything works out for ya Stranger: And then sucked me off. You: blimey Stranger: Yeah You: lucky u son Stranger: Was strange. Stranger: I'm gonna go an hero now. You: indeed u are
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