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Went to a noodle bar for lunch with fellow forumite Wesley. ...¬_¬

 

lol. it was good. Got told about an awesome website I'm not sure deserves mentioning but I'll mention it anyway.

http://omegle.com/ - Talk to strangers. It pretty much ends up talking to idiots that want to have a bit of fun but sometimes you'll get the one person who'll you'll have a good conversation with.

 

My lecturers are pretty awesome. Today he came up to me, asked me if I was doing work (to which I replied no) and then asked me if I wanted to play Counter Strike. Then told others to join in. Ridiculous.

Still I shot him the back of the head so it was all good.

 

 

This website is amazing, it will provide so much fun. Copy and paste any interesting conversations in here.

 

Be sure to spoiler tag.

 

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Hahaha, another forum i go on has a thread about this. We were having a little competition to see who could have the best convo, i won with this:

 

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.........

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Thats simply brilliant :bowdown:

 

 

I'm gonna have to have some fun with this :D

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Coffee loving c**t

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Stranger: fyou are homosexual

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You: (in a non-gay way)

Stranger: American football is so necking

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You: im a bit shy

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:D I couldn't keep going, I don't want to see some 16 year old's wang.

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