Supergrunch Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -------- I dunno if this is past the line of acceptability or whatever, but I'll ask it anyway: How far can you guys shoot? Er... I'd say that's somewhat over the line. One can of course never be as bad as Offerman used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 This thread has been completely and utterly killed. *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I remember the first time I masturbated. I got it horribly wrong and had friction burn. Almost passed out, too, haha! What the sod were you masturbating with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 What the sod were you masturbating with? I think I just really went for it! Expelled too much energy, and then, when Link retrieved the Master Sword, it was all a bit too much, haha. Felt dizzy as fuck. Also, I had some kind of Vulcan Death Grip going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Sandpaper, duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Along with the inherent comedy, could we try and throw a few "serious notes", such as my original query - your (maybe changing) views on masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 At one point, I tried it with both hands at the same time. Just to see how it felt. I don't think that helped. Never again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Justin Timberreservoir at 1:11 I looked for that pic before posting. Also this. (NSFMinors)And I masturbate. Vigorously. Just imagine the adrenaline rush you get in anticipation of having your dick ripped of your body by that thing. What the sod were you masturbating with? Sand paper. First time I did it I was so surprised that it wasn't a myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 etc What the fuck?! That never happened to me. Dunno about everyone else, but it wasn't like.."oh, I'm going to masturbate tonight." It just happened. I think I remember it being realy weird, and not something I was getting particularly into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Also, do we masturbate while having wet dreams or is it on automatic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 With an auto, bleh, this talk is weird, all i know is, sex for me is better than wanking, and everyone should wank less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 What the fuck?! That never happened to me. Dunno about everyone else, but it wasn't like.."oh, I'm going to masturbate tonight." It just happened. I think I remember it being realy weird, and not something I was getting particularly into... Yeah lol... I think I was just grinding against an 'object', but I didn't stop since it felt nice and then all of a sudden... I see what looks like snot, I remember feeling really weird almost nauseous. But i knew what happened a while later and took it in the same vein as a young girl who saw blood in the toilet would. Though I often think, how better a person I could have been without masturbation. With wanking came laziness and a weakness for pleasure. Which smoothly brings me into my next question, the age old one... Do you feel a sense of guilt? I could recall feeling guilty as soon as a week later from learning the 'ability'. The guilt was lesser than present times because there was no real hardcore porn involved, more the softcore channel 5 ones which I always stayed up for and even just smutty stuff like Carry On could get me off... But these days, with all these porn sites that pop up on my address bar only after one letter... makes me look at myself like ":/...*nod of the head*" - and this is someone who thinks highly of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Which smoothly brings me into my next question, the age old one... Do you feel a sense of guilt? No. I'd prefer people didn't walk in on me, but that's embaressment, not guilt over the action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 No. I'd prefer people didn't walk in on me, but that's embaressment, not guilt over the action. Totally agree. I have never understood why someone would feel guilt over doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Totally agree. I have never understood why someone would feel guilt over doing it. Thats really interesting. I can't really put my finger on why I felt guilt. Even without the porn, I'd still feel guilty for masturbating. *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I sort of felt guilty when I was younger, but that's just because I was socially conditioned to think homosexuality was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 I sort of felt guilty when I was younger, but that's just because I was socially conditioned to think homosexuality was wrong. LOL... That had the potential to be the greatest joke ever, if it wasn't true. (Jimmy Carr moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Also, do we masturbate while having wet dreams or is it on automatic? I don't think we physically do. But when you're having dreams, sometimes your body thinks its actually doing what its doing in the dream. This guy was saying the other day that he had a dream that he was falling down a hold and when he hit the bottom he woke up and felt intense pain. So its possible that our body thinks its being pleasured when it really isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 I don't think we physically do. But when you're having dreams, sometimes your body thinks its actually doing what its doing in the dream. This guy was saying the other day that he had a dream that he was falling down a hold and when he hit the bottom he woke up and felt intense pain. So its possible that our body thinks its being pleasured when it really isn't. Basically, we're having sexual intercourse with our beds... Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -------- I dunno if this is past the line of acceptability or whatever, but I'll ask it anyway: How far can you guys shoot? about nipple high. i know this as i ruined a perfectly good shirt This threads lol, 9 days?!?! NINE DAYS OMG, so? you just don't do it >< my frakin god, is it that hard (lol) And the amount of sex/wank talk that comes up in convo at uni is ridiculous, like we didn't know enough about each other. Merf it wasnt so bad, after a couple of days it just got put asside. ok, waking up with a throbbing bonner and being unable to do anything about it wasnt nice. (my bed mate already had issues that i put a finger tip onto his side of the bed) but i was pretty much normal. wanking is a fairly common topic with ym home and uni mates. just remebered a friends tale. "i was in the middle of a wank when i got phoned for a job interview." he had to do a phone interview in that state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 -------- I dunno if this is past the line of acceptability or whatever, but I'll ask it anyway: How far can you guys shoot? Er... I'd say that's somewhat over the line. One can of course never be as bad as Offerman used to be. Depends exactly where the line is, but I can usually get it pretty far over it. Seriously though, if I make a concsious effort (with of course thorough planning and technique), then I'm like a fucking cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 As for the length of my load, I'd have to abstain for awhile, since I'm not getting any hydraulics at the moment. Yeah lol... I think I was just grinding against an 'object', but I didn't stop since it felt nice and then all of a sudden... I see what looks like snot, I remember feeling really weird almost nauseous. But i knew what happened a while later and took it in the same vein as a young girl who saw blood in the toilet would. Mine happened kinda by accicent. I was young and knew the motion of wanking, but never actually understood it. But whilst watching an episode of Red Shoe Diaries it finally happened. I too felt like I was going to be sick. But I've never looked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I hit myself in the face once, that was surprising, and blinding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 When I first had one I was doing it for ages and nothing happened. -------- I dunno if this is past the line of acceptability or whatever, but I'll ask it anyway: How far can you guys shoot? If I haven't had one for more than two-three days then I can get it over my head. But not all of it goes over my head which leaves a sticky-hairy mess. I usually counter-act this with tissues or by leaning my head to the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 I hit myself in the face once, that was surprising, and blinding. LOL, you must have felt like a slut. Now you know how they FEEEEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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