Guest Jordan Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 What? No cussin' on peoples mama's? This ain't no rap battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 That would be an equemenical matter. DRINK! Meh, to me, rap is just awful and it wasn't great from either parties. I'll abstain from voting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 What? No cussin' on peoples mama's? This ain't no rap battle. Flinky and I had a swift encounter with some momma dissing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Tough one to pick a winner, but after looking through the battle numerous times and all that i shall pick Flinky as the winner, but only just though. Ashley had some great lines in there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Very tough to call, I may in fact have to call it a tie! Flink had the Oasis, but Ash had the Pokemon. There's just too many good'uns from both sides, I'm afraid! There will need to be a decider, I say you must both come to N-E meet, get drunk, and freestyle for the day. Seriously, even if you don't do it then, do it one night when you get drunk. Me and my mates have done it a few times, it's absolutely hilariously due to how ridiculous it can get. You also get stuck in the rhythm, and find it takes you upto 3 days to adjust back to talking normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Hahahaha.... I'm going for Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Very tough to call, I may in fact have to call it a tie! Flink had the Oasis, but Ash had the Pokemon. There's just too many good'uns from both sides, I'm afraid!There will need to be a decider, I say you must both come to N-E meet, get drunk, and freestyle for the day. Seriously, even if you don't do it then, do it one night when you get drunk. Me and my mates have done it a few times, it's absolutely hilariously due to how ridiculous it can get. You also get stuck in the rhythm, and find it takes you upto 3 days to adjust back to talking normally. Actually the Pokémon was from Flinky as well. =P I think both did well, can't really pick a winner. A real life battle at the N-E meet would indeed be awesome though! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 In Flinky's defence, he was sort of talking to me as well at the same time, heh. Though I guess this explains the lack in proper conversation at that time. =P I was doing uni work. Hence why I started the thing, to procrastinate :p Actually the Pokémon was from Flinky as well. =PI think both did well, can't really pick a winner. A real life battle at the N-E meet would indeed be awesome though! =D Its onnnnn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Ohshi-! Sorry Ash, no contest here, Oasis AND Pokemon, I've gotta give it to him. 10 points go to...Flinky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Pff nobody's appreciating the Daft Punk mention. Wheres Daft when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I love Daft Punk! Thought that was a good line. =) And hooray for procrastination! X3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Pff nobody's appreciating the Daft Punk mention. Wheres Daft when you need him? Should we answer that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I think you should both be ashamed of yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Should we answer that? huh? Can never tell with you whether you're having a rare moment of seriousness. I think you should both be ashamed of yourselves. We are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 huh? Can never tell with you whether you're having a rare moment of seriousness. Sorry. I think I need to point out when I'm being serious in future, like "[/s]" or something. That was just a gag implying like....that Daft....is a dirty fiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Who said my name? I definitely heard my name... I love Daft Punk every which way. I wish they were my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Flink loses points because to a northerner, "glass" does not rhyme with "arse" and also because "arse" is just a terrible, terrible word that should die forever along with "snog" and "knickers" and "mingin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Flinky ftw even though I enjoyed reading both your lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Flinky just for the Pokemon reference But i agree with Shorty, 'glass' does not rhyme with 'arse'. You bloody southerners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Flink loses points because to a northerner, "glass" does not rhyme with "arse" and also because "arse" is just a terrible, terrible word that should die forever along with "snog" and "knickers" and "mingin". "Arse" is one of the few 'British' words I use. "Knickers" is amusing too for its almost Carry On like qualities. Flinky just for the Pokemon reference But i agree with Shorty, 'glass' does not rhyme with 'arse'. You bloody southerners! Flinks from Wales... (and the less said about the Welsh the better :p) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Haha, indeed. I wasn't refering to just Flink though, merely any southerner and their supposedly posh pronunciation :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Here's Flinky and I's delightful confrontation. 12/01/2009 1:43:25 AM Derek BA Hons - Arnie says get to the choppa, but your dick is just a tiny floppa. 12/01/2009 1:43:38 AM Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) - hahahhha 12/01/2009 1:43:52 AM Derek BA Hons - There's some Grunty on yo' ass. 12/01/2009 1:44:39 AM Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) sly says "thats how winning is done" and he goes home to make love to your mum 12/01/2009 1:45:36 AM Derek BA Hons - Ah rhyming, you get the jist. I'm gonna impale yo' momma with my fist 12/01/2009 1:47:17 AM Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) - not before i give it to her hard and criticise her music, just like The Bard. 12/01/2009 1:48:05 AM Derek BA Hons - What Bard says is merely a con, he has no wang, only a strap-on 12/01/2009 1:48:42 AM Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) - with that reply, would he take offence? you need to back that up with some evidence 12/01/2009 1:50:08 AM Derek BA Hons - I don't care, the little fairy. He'll have to post pics to the contrary 12/01/2009 1:51:21 AM Jim - (8)The Killer In Me Is The Killer In You(8) - haha well played, egon:) 12/01/2009 1:51:39 AM Derek BA Hons - I am pr0, just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Fairy and contrary? Rest was good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 Geez Eve, you gotta try and emulate all the cool kids haven't ya? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 I did enjoy 'lets defuse the bomb and play some pokemon' and also the crudeness of 'lets laugh and snort as we point out your genital wart'. It's tough to call, perhaps a live show would decide it. p.s. I feel like I'm missing out on knee msn love, maybe I'll do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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