DomJcg Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Alright ladies! you all got pretty dirty, so why don't you get into the showers and bounce around for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Things you do not want to hear a teacher say. Today we will learn about algebra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I expected a fair few comments about sex and paedophilia. Thankfully you didn't go down the Gary Glitter route. However the winner is... Today we will learn about algebra. For being original and not making a sex/paedophilia comment. Also, I never wanted to hear my teacher say that. Your turn, Mundi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Today we will learn about algebra. However the winner is... For being original and not making a sex/paedophilia comment. Also, I never wanted to hear my teacher say that. Your turn, Mundi. I like the idea, but algebra is fun. (well compared to most other things you do at school.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Actually, I did prefer doing algebra over anything regarding circles. Those compasses fucking hated me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Anything that involves drawing a graph can fuck off. I draw in Art, not in Maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I like the idea, but algebra is fun. (well compared to most other things you do at school.) Agree, algebra is one of the good things to do at school (unless you have a terrible teacher like I had last year). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 All you algebra lovers can just get out! Unless you share my hate of anything related to Sin, Cos and Tan. Anywhoo Stupid things to make charts out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Chart of future random mutations in the Asteroidea family Not very good, I couldn't think of anything better at the moment. I may come up with something better later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Actual penis size compared with penis size said. (there is a strong negative correlation.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Only two good uses for a pie chart. So they don't count as entries. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Image found in Rummy's post Yes, I know images don't count, but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Percentage of chavs you don't want to brutally slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Today we will learn about algebra. My class actually cheered when our teacher first said that, and he was somewhat surprised. Yes, we were total geeks. I love maths... Anyway, I once made a chart of the number of 'u's in "dude" against google hits for the word, just for fun, but it turns out that language log beat me to it. As they say, there's some kind of resonance at higher values of u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Awesome thread, have you seen... 'If this is the answer, then what is the question?' Example: Answer: 50 quid Question: How much did kerry katona make for her last Iceland ad? etc etc <3 Frankie Boyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 Awesome thread, have you seen... 'If this is the answer, then what is the question?' Example: Answer: 50 quid Question: How much did kerry katona make for her last Iceland ad? etc etc <3 Frankie Boyle. *This is my friend from work* And yes actually.....I can't believe...well me, or anyone didn't think of this. Slackers. And as starter of thread (and...King) I declare this to be part of it. Wait...were we in the middle of one? Someone (me?) chose a winner, and now...next round. If this is the answer, then what is the question - Half a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 You wanted this to be about the show and not just a "Scenes We'd Like To See" thread. That's perfectly understandable. Although maybe your initial idea of a "Headliners" round flopped, you should have tried this before. Nevermind... Question: "The longest distance a six year-old child can walk before his ankles snap from carrying all that fat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 Aye, I hear ya. I just never thought of it for some reason. Headliners flopped faster than....a...floppy...thing. Flopping. Yeah. Good post btw. I forsee this being teh awesomez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 The combined length of microwaved spaghetti eaten by the Katona family in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 "How far would I crawl backwards for a chance to punch Cristiano Ronaldo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 average distance a woman walks in a clothes shop, but then leaves without buying anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 average distance a woman walks in a clothes shop, but then leaves without buying anything. Hahaha, brave man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 The length of Pinocchio's nose after saying cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 The length of Pinocchio's nose after saying cake. I dont get it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 I dont get it... The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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