gaggle64 Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Quote Worst thing you could say after being caught cheating Go! "Darling! I don't believe you've met my sister have you?"
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma. Can you pass me the lube again, her vagina is getting dry... Actually, no need, the maggots serve as a lube."
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 "I was wondering when you'd get here. Come join in."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 triforcemario said: "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma." Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Dannyboy-the-Dane said: Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe I forgot to specify that grandma is dead.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 triforcemario said: I forgot to specify that grandma is dead. Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :p
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 "Just a minute darling, I'm almost finished."
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Dannyboy-the-Dane said: Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :pI edited my entry to make it a little clearer that she's well and dead.
Roostophe Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 "Well, I was going to meet your father in some way, and this was the way..."
Jimbob Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Ummm, go back to sleep honey your dreaming.
Cube Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 Zapp told me that having sleeping with your parents would quicken getting into your bed.
Raining_again Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 gaggle64 said: So... what are you cooking for dinner? Ding ding! Winner!
gaggle64 Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Raining_again said: Ding ding! Winner! Woo! Ok, lets see... Road signs you don't expect to see. Commence!
Cube Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 This way to Rhyl. You should be turning round. This is lour last chance: turn around now. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
triforcemario Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Turn right to GET TO DA CHOPPA! DO EET NAAAW!
The fish Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Hello, Gaggle64..." (change to your own name to make it more applicable)
MoogleViper Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "You are now entering Worksop. Enjoy your stay."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants.
Jonnas Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Enter the second left" "Yeah, I was talking to you." "Now do what I fucking told you"
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