gaggle64 Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Worst thing you could say after being caught cheating Go! "Darling! I don't believe you've met my sister have you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "I thought she was you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "Threesome?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma. Can you pass me the lube again, her vagina is getting dry... Actually, no need, the maggots serve as a lube." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "I was wondering when you'd get here. Come join in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "I've got some bad news for you, honey. I'm into necrophilia. Say hi to grandma." Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Necrophilia is sexual attraction to dead people, not elderly people - that's gerontophilia. "Honey, have you met James Blunt?" Me = Wannabe I forgot to specify that grandma is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I forgot to specify that grandma is dead. Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "Just a minute darling, I'm almost finished." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Ah, I see. It's just me being thick, then. :pI edited my entry to make it a little clearer that she's well and dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 "Well, I was going to meet your father in some way, and this was the way..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Ummm, go back to sleep honey your dreaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Zapp told me that having sleeping with your parents would quicken getting into your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 So... what are you cooking for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 So... what are you cooking for dinner? Ding ding! Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Ding ding! Winner! Woo! Ok, lets see... Road signs you don't expect to see. Commence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 This way to Rhyl. You should be turning round. This is lour last chance: turn around now. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Turn right to GET TO DA CHOPPA! DO EET NAAAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "Hello, Gaggle64..." (change to your own name to make it more applicable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "You are going the wrong way" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "You are now entering Worksop. Enjoy your stay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 We are watching you. Please take your hand out of your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "Enter the second left" "Yeah, I was talking to you." "Now do what I fucking told you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 STOP hammer time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Caution: Pigs flying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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