Roostophe Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel! There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago. It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter. I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel! This. Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ; One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii. I mean...dooo iitttt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 This. Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ; One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii. I mean...dooo iitttt. So, what, each poster adds a paragraph to the story, or ...? You should probably do it. You already seem to know how it should work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Tell me what to do? I should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Tell me what to do? I should... ... make the thread. You're much better at that kind of stuff than me. With your kind of talent, it's almost your duty to use it for the good of mankind! ... or, you know ... something ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Hmm you make an argument that....well that I cannot argue. *Does so* Dis shit goin' main stream (gen pop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 As the killer removed her blindfold, she realised it was stockholm syndrome at first sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 The killer turned to his would be victim and before taking the knife to his throat, he asked him one simple question: "Before we get down to business, do you know any decent cleaning companies because last time I did this, I made an awful mess and ended up hiring a right bunch of cowboys. Look what they did to my drapes? Difficult to believe, but they used to be fuchsia you know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 "You call that a knife? This is a knife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 On the cold December morning Julie was on her way to work. She opened her door to make her way towards her car, but was confronted by an axe wielding madman in front of her home. As the man drudged towards her, covered in blood; a police patrol car rode past. Who saw the madman and arrested him. Julie got to work on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago. It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter. I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something. Haden did one about forumers being sucked into a computer game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 upon openign the fridge, philip made a horrifying discovery, one which shook him to his core. there was no more jam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Little did Jim realise, his MSN nudge spamming would result in his death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Right, this has gone on for long enough. Weeyellowbloke is the winner, though special mentions to The Villan, goaferboy, Captain Falcon and Wesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one: Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one: Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing "are you SURE that was enough rohypnole?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 "Ohmygod, he's waking up. Quick, hide in the closet! ...Good morning, honey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "Get UP! get up get up getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetup....you have to SAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOOORLD. It's your responsibiiiiillityyyyyyyyyyy" (from Egoraptor's Legend of Awesome) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "He's waking up, give him some more anaesthetic, I haven't finished the sex change yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "Howdy Stranger, this is Houser. Thats my body, and i want it back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "Good morning, Crono. Say, isn't the millenial fair today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "Hello, I want to play a game. Wrapped around your genitals is barbed wire and inside your penis is a bomb that will go off in sixty seconds. Let the games begin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Once again I reveal my utter uselessness by forgetting about this thread. Time should have been called a full two weeks ago. Harsh self-punishment will be enforced. Tonight I shall wax my legs. Anyway, enough of that. I declare this to be the winner. "WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 Things that would cause an awkward situation if an airport security officer found it in your suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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