Raining_again Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Us northern irelanders are going to nuke you all for not being involved in teh meovieee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 I've always analogised this forum as a village (New-Europe) living on the fringes of one of three war torn magical medieval dystopias, and then daydreamed stories out of that. Characters include Jordan (blacksmith) and his mildly unsuccessful Alchemy girl Lettice ("Look, it's blue!") Fierce, the mythical warrior, Artie and Dan, a pair of young, rambumtious twins, Eenuh the artist, Bluey the cross-ocean explorer, Raining the melancholic bar wench, Mr Fish the demented mayor, Rok the misunderstood rock monster, Vicar the Vicar, blah blah etc. and so on. Wohooo, I'd love to be the mythical warrior. I'd be just like Conan in Conan the destroyer. "What does dis keeey unlaaaaack?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I think you should demand that we give these people air as well Flink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Whatever ends up going on, I demand to be a chef/cook in the movie/comic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I've always analogised this forum as a village (New-Europe) living on the fringes of one of three war torn magical medieval dystopias, and then daydreamed stories out of that. Characters include Jordan (blacksmith) and his mildly unsuccessful Alchemy girl Lettice ("Look, it's blue!") Fierce, the mythical warrior, Artie and Dan, a pair of young, rambumtious twins, Eenuh the artist, Bluey the cross-ocean explorer, Raining the melancholic bar wench, Mr Fish the demented mayor, Rok the misunderstood rock monster, Vicar the Vicar, blah blah etc. and so on. I am so in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I wish to be an almighty Warlord known as The Baron. Who has a massive wang. He may also have a whistle, commanding his subjects via the manner of POLICE SKOOOOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I wish to be an almighty Warlord known as The Baron. Who has a massive wang. He may also have a whistle, commanding his subjects via the manner of POLICE SKOOOOL!! You and Rez are the town fools. You get drunk a lot and keep accidentally getting into mischief which regularly brings great misfortune upon the town. In my head, you once accidentally urinated on a sleeping dragon and the whole village was nearly destroyed were it not for a mysterious stranger with a golden sword and breastplate who warded it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 ... I like mine better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 A Knee film, y'say? I'd be an attention seeker, bit like an extra who hams it when he gets shot (pirouette, girly scream, fall on floor, spasm aaaaaaaaand dead.). My only line would be: "I've been here for FOUR FUCKING YEARS! Give me some recognition, some power, something that will make my time seem worthwhile!" Then Eevil shoots me with a special "Shabba" gun, and says "See you at the party! The wrap party, to be precise! MC DICKO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I'd run a sleazy adult book store on the side of living me dream of writing children's novels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Then Eevil shoots me with a special "Shabba" gun, and says "See you at the party! The wrap party, to be precise! MC DICKO!" That's it. I've gotta watch the video again now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 If the movie is to involve Zombies or any form of demon i would be the guy who mainly uses a sword (preferably a katana or real replica of the Master Sword) instead of guns with a kick ass scene where i chop down a whole horde of them. While trying to protect a number of forum members who were using guns but ran out of ammo. During the battle one forum member will be bitten by a Zombie/Vampire, after the battle an emotional scene where bitten person asks to be put of their misery but I refuse at first but finally give in to their request. Mean while another person was also bitten but they hide it and nobody notices until they finally "turn" while my back is turned and eat my brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 I think you should be a midget Hero, who collects huge swords but can't use them for shit. When the zombies attack he defeats a few by blind swinging, then becomes one. But turns against them in the climatic final battle, sacrificing himself, like the dude with the nuke at the end of Starship Troopers... which I'm very tempted to watch now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 I'm gonna have a crack at making one over the next few days, I've written a script, don't know how it's going to fly yet, not sure on the materials i'm going to use, but i'll have a go. Results soon, probably... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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